Rock of Love Spoilers: Meet the Parents

Ready for some Rock of Love spoilers? What happens in "Meet the Parents," the second to last episode of VH1's Rock of Love with Poison's Bret Michaels? Does Bret get bored with Jess? Does he finally decide that he can't handle Heather's career choice? Or does Lacey's crazy behavior finally set him over the edge? Read on to find out more about what happens in "Meet the Parents" on VH1's Rock of Love.

WARNING: This article contains spoilers from the Rock of Love episode from Sunday, September 16, 2007, when Bret Michaels eliminates one more woman and gets down and dirty with the final two.

Rock of Love Hurts Bret Michaels

The first thing anyone will notice about this episode of VH1's Rock of Love is how pained and uncomfortable Brooke Michaels is through the entire show. Not even the years of partying like a rock star, abusing his body with alcohol (if you remember he had to take a break from drinking in one episode), and pouring his heart out into his music, prepared poor Bret for the ulcer that is this episode.

Bret tried to have a nice dinner with the parents, he even tried unsuccessfully to work out, and avoid the conflicts. He couldn't. He couldn't even hold his head up and look at anyone (or at Lacey) for half of the episode.

"Where's Big John when I need him" has become Bret Michael's mantra on VH1'sRock of Love. He needed to be saved from the craziness and the conflicts.

Before we continue, let's take a look at who's left and why they would or would not suit Bret:

Remaining Contestants on VH1's Rock of Love

Jes - Jes is the quiet, laid back girl that would provide Bret Michael's with a steady and solid base. She is a good balance for his lifestyle, and she, more than anyone else in the house, has been in control of herself, her words and her actions. She may have been too in control, though, and too reserved. Can she let loose enough to capture Bret's heart. He should pick her if he's looking for loyalty.