Almost Live Thoughts from the Emmy's

Well, it is time for that yearly exercise in head scratching, the Emmy Awards. Having taken my seat in front of my 42 inch HDTV, I cannot wait to see who the Emmy voters wrongly selected this time and how badly Ryan Seacrest will stink.

The Family Guy intro was brilliant. Why not have the Family Guy cast host the whole darn thing. The dig at Zach Braff was harsh, but the Charlie Sheen reaction and the Soprano blackout were great

Oddly enough, Ryan Seacrest is about a billion times less annoying then I thought he would be. He looked confident, and was able to play the ridiculous round stage with a minimal of fuss. Him pointing out his fashion knowledge was funny, until he got to William Shatner, who looks more and more like a parade balloon. Look for him in the next Macy's commercial.

Oh, there's a shot of Jeremy Piven. Wipe your nose Jeremy, you missed a flake.

Ray Romano joked about not being out of the house in two years, and apparently that included visiting a comedy club. His routine was nervous and rushed. Apparently he made a very crude joke about Sandra Heaton and Kelsey Grammer.

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy -- Jeremy Piven's sweating more than Rosie O'Donnell in a foot race at Trump Tower. How in the world did he win over Neil Patrick Harris or Rainn Wilson?

Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series - I will hire Michael Imperlioli to whack TR Knight if he and his two facial expressions win. If William Shatner wins, I'm getting Stainmaster to reposess his rug. Whew! Terry O'Quinn won, and he brought the Roller Derby Queen With him.

Ryan Seacrest becomes likable when he tells a drug joke at Paula Abdul's expense. Even more funny was her clueless response.

Tina Fey is there to present an award in a beautiful cleavage baring dress. Unfortunately, her clevage stayed behind at 30 Rock.

Best supporting comedy actress -- Some more scary clevage in Jaime Lee Presley. It looks like a scar was cut down her breastbone.

OOPS! The announcer screws up Katherine Heigl's name. How does THAT happen. Proving what class Katherine has, she decided to correct her. Very nice.