If I Were the President of the United States of America

If I were the president of the United States of America, I would keep diplomacy at bay and wage war with all anti-U.S. and Israel governments. Seeing that my kingdom prospered like Egypt did in its days but is soon to face the greatest depression any world super power has ever experienced, I would continue to make desolate the towers of "Babylon" and proceed to plunder the land of "Assyria". I would attract enough attention from all around the world to amass a great alliance to my defense and consequently force an enemy coalition to be formed. The only war I plan to wage that is going to make any sense at all would be built on ideologies of the common-opposite form.

Now when I say of the common-opposite form, I mean of ideologies that bear a common reference but have opposing derived perceptions. I mean to say of contemptuous cousins like Christianity and Islam. Ideologies are altogether good, however, tainted by those who seek to own and refine it. The crack in the wall where I would place my wedge would be the existing opposites. How am going to do that? By no other means will I succeed except through war.

My job as president would be to serve the people of the United States of America and I would instill patriotism in the hearts of millions of Americans to prevent America from becoming like Vatican City. Every American male should be prepared to go to war as did the forefathers. Once the hearts of Americans are united, I would proceed to produce a consensus from within my alliance to abolish the United Nations. The U.N. serves no purpose and only provokes war, for its existence is bound to arouse change oppositions. America will be at its best as a military country otherwise it will suffer enormous threats from equally powerful and envious countries that surround it.

With the power that has been handed over to me, I would responsibly carry out war campaigns in countries where a free-trade agreement was not reached. I would devise and revise attacks on every enemy country.