How to Get Stressed Out

Think about this: Is stress really all that bad? Maybe stress is simply just misunderstood. Perhaps stress is a good thing. After all, you may want to consider the facts. If stress didn't exist, people would be overly nice and nauseatingly content. Now, honestly, who wants to live in a world like that? I have taken the time to put together a collection of simple techniques to help you increase the stress levels within both you and those around you. I have separated this article into three separate parts: Increasing your stress levels in life, increasing your stress levels in the workplace, and increasing your stress levels in your health. I hope you will find these techniques useful.

Part I - Increasing Your Stress Levels in Life
Here are a few great ways to start increasing your stress levels financially, socially, and around the house.

Begin increasing your stress levels financially by, buying small, expensive items that are easily lost. Better yet, consider buying large, expensive items and finding different ways to loose them. Apply for as many credit cards as you can and max them all out. Then, get more credit cards and do the same. If for any reason you start to feel down and think no one cares about you anymore, just try missing a couple of car payments. At the grocery store, or anywhere you spend money for that matter, make sure to avoid from having the correct change for anything. Never resist an impulse buy, by any means. Finally, when shopping for clothes and shoes, always buy shoes one size too small... you know, just in case.

After reading an article the other day, I learned that people with pets tend to live longer. With that last sentence in mind, whatever you do, do NOT get a pet. You may also want to consider encouraging your neighbors' and friends' pets to run away as well.

The three smoking steps: (1) Smoke, (2) Smoke cigars, (3) Smoke cigars in "No Smoking" areas. Speaking of breathing, did you know that the faster you breathe the more air you get? Get one up on those around you by breathing faster. After all, you are breathing air that should rightfully be theirs... and they can't do anything about it.