I Miss Bill Clinton

He was the Closest Thing We Ever Got to Having a Black Man as President

By Deez, published Sep 18, 2007
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

Ya gotta love it!


 
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That is why we are in Iraq...Petroleum Based Lubricants for the American butt reaming we are getting from Bush.

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Posted on 12/01/2007 at 1:12:00 AM

 
'Sex between the bushes'? There are not enough petroleum based lubricant in the world to make me want to do that, and I'd be afraid Dick Cheney would shoot my wienie off. I'd want a condom.

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Posted on 11/30/2007 at 9:11:00 PM

 
You miss Bill Clinton because you are a pervert and a scumbag like he is. SMILE!

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Posted on 10/29/2007 at 4:10:00 PM

 
mwtsaginaw....the only death penalty approved under the clintons, was the death of morality and respect for the oval office.

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Posted on 10/15/2007 at 7:10:00 AM

 
It's funny Deez.....you got money to donate to ron paul, a freak....and then cry that you can't afford healthcare. Take better care of your expenses and stop flushing it down toilet. LOL

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Posted on 10/15/2007 at 7:10:00 AM

 
The picture is hilarious. Oh-my-gosh!

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Posted on 10/02/2007 at 3:10:00 PM

 
Sag, nice reference...point taken.

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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 3:09:00 PM

 
Also serious side: "The Clinton Crack-Up" by R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. (the American Spectator publisher who has harrassed the Clintons since the 1980s): Tyrrell has a hard-on for Bill and Hillary to the point where it seems he does not have his own life, but some of his mud will stick. Plus it lists Bill's $10 million-plus in speaking fees since '01. Why do these groups pay him $200,000?...... As activist Dee would point out to Deez, the Clintons are supposed to be SO LIBERAL but they both are for the death penalty, even though capital punishment discriminates against the Black People who love them so much. Oops, didn't mean to say all this.

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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 3:09:00 PM

 
On a serious note, Ron Paul is interesting, is he not? I have donated to his campaign just for shits and Giggles. I hope he whoops everyone in the GOP and Gets the nod. I would laugh my ass off. I love a good underdog story.

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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 1:09:00 PM

 
Funny funny stuff! AHAHAHAAAAA the end of the Golden Age of America is now a stand-up routine! We just don't need another lawyer...We need the Doctor! RonPaul2008.com

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Posted on 09/23/2007 at 10:09:00 AM

 
Funny. Certainly don't miss him!

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Posted on 09/22/2007 at 6:09:00 AM

 
Yea, gotta love the "between the bushes" line...

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Posted on 09/21/2007 at 3:09:00 PM

 
Part two of this comedy is running for office. I hope the comedians find some humor in that too. ;-}}>

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Posted on 09/20/2007 at 2:09:00 PM

 
This is funny as hell! 'Sex between the bushes'... clever.

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Posted on 09/18/2007 at 7:09:00 AM

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