Your Cleavage is Killing Productivity!

Look, like most straight men I enjoy the female figure and like many men I often find myself stuck on stupid when someone attractive walks by. There isn't much wrong with that situation, after all we are all only human and biology overrides even our best intentions at times. So why do I have a problem with too much skin and too much cleavage since after all I find the female figure a living, breathing masterpiece?

Ask any guy and they will tell you right off the bat that no matter how enjoyable the female body is to look at, there is a time and a place to show off said body. Why? It surely isn't because we see too much, rather it is what we are trying to do when a scantly clad woman walks in and suddenly our mind is stuck on stupid. We all have things to do on a daily basis and none of them include being distracted (at least not in a productive sense). Women at this point might be thinking, so what? Every time an attractive guy walks in my office, store, or by me I don't immediately lose all focus and all thought processes. But see women are good at multi-tasking, but us guys aren't always so great at multi-tasking.

Ever try to talk to your boyfriend or husband when their favorite show is on or their favorite team is playing on TV? Yeah their a captive audience sitting there, but alls they hear from your talking is words, they are only processing on the visual information coming to them from the TV. It isn't that they don't care, it is just that guys tend to have trouble multi-tasking and processing input from more then one thing at a time. Visual stimulus engages us first and foremost for whatever reason and anything else is drowned out.