Resident Evil 3: Lara Croft Meets Jean Grey and Phoenix

Hey, Russell Mulcahy I wanted to you tell you that X-Men called and said can you please give Jean Grey her powers back. Alice (Milla Jovovich) steps up the action packed undead killing spree but her new powers were killing me. Nurse Betty (Ashanti) and LJ (Mike Epps) both took an "L" and its sad to say also Carlos (Oded Fehr) joined them in hell. But all isn't lost and this part is funny, they brought Clarie Redfield (Ali Larter) from Hereos and her presence help raked in the money (at the box office that is).

Dr. Isaacs (Iain Glem) was a monster before and after he was bit but Alice sent him to his maker in nice little bits. Mikey (Chris Egan) became bird food and K-Mart (Spencer Locke) went to Alaska but Chase (Linden Ashby) died seeing Paris as he killed two undead bastards. Otto (Joe Hursley) was bird food and Slater (Matthew Marsden) infected but the Umbrella Corporation's Board Members made it through undetected and uninfected.

Infected dogs and crows and clones killed in a sand pit but Resident Evil 4 with over a dozen Alices will be a box office hit!

Ok enough with the rhyming.

This was a great scary movie. I was very happy to see the storyline pick up where it left off. As far as awards go, this film should get one for the make-up and effects. Those undead were creepy but I can't help but feel like the screen writers stole some scientific explanation from 28 weeks or vice versa. Also, although I would go see part 4 what possible good could come out of her killing the hidden Umbrella Board Members? She would have to sleep with one of the male board members for pro-creation purposes or pray the kids and Claire made it to Alaska and wait to they reproduce to repopulate the earth?. That is pretty thin but to see 87 Alice's kicking but would be worth my nine bucks.

The well-known critics didn't bother to write but this movie was a great horror flick and too all a good undead fight!