Child's Embarrassing Moment

Through my time as a mother I have heard many things come out of my children's' mouths. Since they are boys there are many discussions about girls and if they are cute or not, even at 6 and 8 years old.

Girls still exist in their lives.

Nothing could have prepared me for this day's event as if someone had warned me I would have told them that it was impossible. Yet, I have learned that with my boys when there is a will there is a way.

What I am about to tell you, if my oldest son knew I typed this as he sleeps. Then he would demand royalties for payment of his embarrassing moment. I agreed as I said the story was too good not to share with all the other mothers in the world. Yet, if I did not get paid we would situate something out with a generous deal with a new toy or a book. He agreed.

I waited for my oldest son to come home off the bus one afternoon from his day at Kindergarten.

As soon as that bus door opened I knew that something was up!

The bus driver was laughing hysterically as she watched him waddle down the stairs.

She laid her head upon the steering wheel and laughed full heartedly. The rest of the kids peered out the window as they watched him waddle up the long driveway.

Finally, the bus driver appears to have things under control and drove off, issued me a wave and a giggle that meant I would soon learn what the fun was all about.

I asked him if he had hurt himself.

"No," he answered and continued to waddle and a shake of his leg.

I asked if there was something in his shoe.

"No!" he persisted as he waddled further up our long driveway.

I giggled as I watched him waddle and he was starting to get huffy with each giggle. He again shook his leg and waddled.

"Something is wrong. Did you potty in your pants?"

"No! Babies do that, I am not a baby, Mom!"

I had eliminated all possible reasons and giggles came over me as leaned over and the laughter started to consume me.

"If you must know, my winkie is stuck to my leg!" He hollered with a hard stomp.

I could not control the laughter and I collapsed to the ground as he became so huffy and started the climb to our steps to the house. At the time we had an estimated amount of ten steps and each step he had something to say.