Where Are They Now... The O.J. Simpson Murder Trial Edition

O.J. Simpson's arrest and the potential-unlikely as it may be-that justice may finally be served just goes to prove that what goes around comes around. Not in terms of justice, mind you, but in terms of how we just can't seem to find a cure for O.J.'s celebrity virus any more than we can for Aids. It got me to thinking about where the rest of those guys who came to prominence during the Trial of the Century are now.

Marcia Clark

The prosecutor with an over-inflated sense of her own sexuality who might have accomplished more by focusing on the evidence against O.J. than trying to flirt with the male members of the jury is now exactly where she should be: Entertainment Tonight.

Christopher Darden.

The man who may be most single-handedly responsible for O.J. Simpson being a free man today due to his idiotic decision to risk having O.J. try on that glove was for a time an educator of the young. I'm guessing he didn't teach the concept of having someone put on a piece of clothing that they aren't sure beforehand will fit perfectly. Today Chris Darden is exactly where he shouldn't be: back in the courtroom as a lawyer.

Johnnie Cochran.

Burning in hell.

Robert Shapiro.

Living in hell. A co-founder of web site I won't mention, Shapiro has continued to offer his services to those needy millionaire celebrities who are guilty as hell and really need his know-how. He also faces allegations of stealing six million dollars from a client.

Mark Fuhrman.

Wait, Darden isn't the man most single-handedly responsible for O.J. Simpson being free today; it's Mark Fuhrman, the man who never met an African-American he didn't want to frame. Unfortunately for Fuhrman, he didn't need to frame O.J. Too stupid to realize that, he killed any chance at justice. Fuhrman is now turning his brilliant mind to solving high-profile mysteries like the Michael Skakel/Martha Moxley case. His latest attempt at lunacy is to prove both that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone (he did) and that the Single Bullet Theory is false (it isn't.)

F. Lee Bailey.