The Fringe Benefits of Finding Osama Bin Laden
How Sweet it Would Be
1.Thank Heaven It's Over. Perhaps one thing we would notice right away is that if we found Osama Bin Laden we could all enjoy never having to see or hear of the search for Osama Bin Laden again on television, radio, on line or in newspapers. Nor would we have to be periodically annoyed by Osama's latest taped address to America. Once Bin Lade is safely in U. S. custody in an American facility, we might have to see Bin Laden footage as he enters prison or a military tribunal but we would after all be saved from the parade of endless file footage of the bleak "badlands" of Pakistan or Afghanistan. That certainly would be a fringe benefit almost as welcomed as not having to watch O. J.'s white SUV on television anymore.
2.How Smart We Are. Once we find Obama we automatically receive the fringe benefit of bragging rights among international intelligence agencies. Our own national intelligence agencies can come out of hiding and stand redeemed. So it took 4,5, 6 , 10 years to find him, once we find him, we can all relax and blithely claim once again that we have the best intelligence system in the world, can't we?
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Takeaways
- Finding Osama Bin Laden would create lots of firnge benefits for Americans
- It would be nice not to have to keep confusing Osama with Obama
- President Bush would finally find his legacy
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Posted on 09/25/2007 at 7:09:00 AM