Pink Elephant: The Gay Republicans in the Room

After all the scandals in the news, a wiki search for "Gay Republicans" only brings up Log Cabin Republicans. In there effort to be uber neutral, wikipedia refuses to catalogue an American Political Scandal. Here's a brief synopsis of the culprits. The first four listed, are just sexual hypocrites. The last three, are possible indicators what more heinous crimes. Ranging from conspiracy to a threat to national security.

1. Larry Craig
The most recent scandal involves Idaho Sen. Larry Craig. He was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. His previous claim to fame: he voted against adding the words "sexual orientation" to the federal hate crimes law.

2. Bob Allen
Since we're already on the topic of solicitation in a bathroom, let's discuss Republican Florida Representative Bob Allen. He's charged with offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him. After being arrested, Allen explained the situation as he was intimidated by "a pretty stocky black guy" and offered money and oral sex as a way to avoid an attack by the undercover officer and the other "black guys" in the park. Adding racism to an allegation of lewd behavior.

3. Ted Haggard
American Evangelical Christian Preacher Ted Haggard resigned due to a scandal of The Scarlet Letter plotting. He suffered from allegations that he engaged in homosexual relations and used crystal meth with a male prostitute. He denied both allegations initially, but later conceded that they were both true.

4. Glenn Murphy Jr.
American Republican political activist Glenn Murphy is the first repeat offender on the list. He was the recent Chairman of the Young Republicans when Murphy, 33, was too intoxicated to drive home, and an Indiana Woman urged her brother and Murphy to stay over. The 22 year old man woke up the next morning to the surprise of Murphy masturbating while performing oral sex on the younger man. It's alleged that the brother and sister later met with Murphy, admitted the sex crime, but the conversation was taped without Murphy's consent or knowledge.