Pendejada Y Media

Rochelle is a #$@*&#$ idiot.

I don't know what's worse, Charlie hiring any little stupid thing off the street just to fill a seat in his agency, or a silly recent graduate taking a job she clearly doesn't have the minimum skill set to do just because that's all she knows how to do. Maybe she's a sadist and takes pleasure in torture. Who the hell knows. All I know is that Rochelle and Charlie were meant for each other because they're both two flippin' idiots. Dumbasses.

When I say the girl's an idiot, I mean, "the girl is an idiot." She can't order a limo, she needs help arranging lunch for clients, and she doesn't even know what an ISCI (Industry Standard Commercial Identifier) code is, and she's in freakin' advertising. That's like an elephant trainer not knowing what an "elephant trunk" is, or a race car driver not knowing what helmet looks like. Es pendeja. Period.

How hard is it to order a limo, or bring water into a conference room for clients anyway? Even those menial tasks she managed to mess up. She needed help with everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING since setting up meetings and conference rooms were a spectacle, and keeping organized near impossible. What the hell did she do for a year and a half? Sit around and fart all day?

I just feel sorry for the admin staff. She's the type of girl that probably needed help wiping her own ass...and who was there, literally cleaning after her shit? The admin staff. What's worse is that she didn't even know how stupid she was, or how her actions (or inactions) affected other people. She'd wait until deadline to let us media folks know the client wanted to see another flowchart revision (instead of giving us a few days or weeks), and she'd bark orders at the creatives asking them for an hour turn-around on items that would typically take other agencies 2 or 3 weeks to complete. Oh, but Sam loved her! She'd suck up to all the right people, so competence and skill sets were never an issue for her, since both Sam and Charlie loved it when their egos were stroked. Plus, Rochelle saw the agency the same way Charlie and Sam looked at the rest of the agency: as commodities.