How George W. Bush Talked America into Anal Sex

September 25, 2007 by
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That backward, bugger-boy Pres. Bush has bummed Americans out on many occasions by looking directly into the camera with his dead, expressionless eyes, in a state of appearance not significantly different from a deer staring into the headlights of a car as it approaches for a deadly
 rendezvous with its own frozen incapacity, and he has transmitted the message that he is the deliverer of our protection. These actions and his empty promises are remindful of another type of activity. What Pres. Bush has done is reach into the bottomless pit of mass American gullibility and talked its citizens into giving anal sex another try.

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Abolish the electoral college! Let everyone's vote count! No more electors, no more blue or red states!
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Posted on 01/06/2008 at 12:01:24 AM

Hilarious! And you say you're not a poet!
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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 10:09:00 AM

I love your approach on this topic. Very funny stuff.
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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 8:09:00 AM

Actually, Jim, what I meant by consensual was the greater majority of American's eager willingness to go along with Mr. Bush's obvious lies about Iraq and WMDS. No, his election in 2000 was illegitimate and will always remain so. Since there was no overwhelming evidence that Bush actually won Florida and there is a good deal of evidence that Gore did, the Supreme Court should have made their decision based on the will of the people, rather than the will of Antonoin Scalia and his lapdog Clarence Thomas.
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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 7:09:00 AM

Very funny presentation Tim. Completely inaccurate but funny as Hell. And as you do not apply this analogy to any specific action, but seem to be making a general indictment, I surmise by your stating "In other words, what began as a consensual act of anal sex between America and Pres. Bush has turned into rape." that in fact Mr. Bush's 2000 election was legitimate? Metaphorically, if it was consensual, it had to be "legal; as proscribed by law . . ." so there goes that "Selected, not elected" crap. 1 misnomer down, 1000 more to go! Get the move on Bro. Bush will be out of office in January 2009, so we got a lot of untruths to correct in the next 17 months. Your turn;)
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Posted on 09/26/2007 at 6:09:00 AM

Georgie only got the ideological sluts! You know, by promising them it wouldn't violate their chastity pledge...
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Posted on 09/25/2007 at 8:09:00 PM

I thought this was Hilary's idea.
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Posted on 09/25/2007 at 5:09:00 PM

What a clever title ;)
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Posted on 09/25/2007 at 7:09:00 AM

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