Where is CBS Hiding the Mighty Mouse Staplers?

Can NCIS and CBS Come Here to Save the Day?

By Leveling Truth, published Sep 25, 2007
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Last night's Season 5 Premiere of NCIS shows a surefire way to know if your friends truly do love you and care about your well-being even after they think you're dead.

At first, friends will cry and maybe deny the realization that you're actually gone. There's no way you'd go out like that. You're definitely coming back. However, your truest friends will sneak into your office and grab all your great stuff, which they've been eyeing jealousy for years anyway. Besides, they know exactly where you've stashed it all and you aren't going to need it anymore.

Just ask DiNozza. They'll take your letter opener, your coffee mug, and your Mighty Mouse stapler.

But wait a minute CBS. I have a question for you.

Where's my Mighty Mouse stapler?

Truthfully, I'm a bit addicted to collecting ladybugs and for the longest time I've had this adorable miniature ladybug stapler perched on my desk. However, the thought of there being a Mighty Mouse stapler has me reliving the childhood tune of "Now, here I come to save the day!"

I envision it's Mighty Mouse to the rescue as my hand slams down his head and I mutter under my breath, now you take that for giving me a paper cut!

In fact, I honestly seem to have the tune stuck in my head. The only thing that will make the song stop is a Mighty Mouse stapler. I've got to have a Mighty Mouse stapler.

Now, if CBS says it during the Season Premiere of NCIS than it's got to be official NCIS gear. Well, doesn't it?

Then it must be that I'm missing something.

I did a Google search. No Mighty Mouse stapler. I did an eBay search. No Mighty Mouse stapler. I can find Mighty Mouse. I can also find Apple's Mighty Mouse optical scroll mouse. Yet, still no Mighty Mouse stapler. Now if Google and eBay are clueless then I start to worry. The Internet is very nearly almost starting to disappoint me tonight. I can find a Mickey Mouse stapler, but no Mighty Mouse stapler.

Now I know I heard DiNozza right, didn't I? DiNozza did say Mighty Mouse, didn't he?

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Yeah, it is DiNozzo, but hey - I've been searching for that and an American Pie Coffee Mug now for ages! Darned NCIS and the things that no one else has!

Posted on 01/26/2008 at 12:01:47 AM

 
It's DiNozzo, not DiNozza!

Posted on 10/04/2007 at 12:10:00 AM

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