Putting Guns Before Butter, Mr. Bush, Has Historically Resulted in the Aim Being Turned on the Man Who Supplied the Guns and Denied the Butter

"I hear some talk of guns and butter
Thats something we can do without
If men are only blood and iron
O doktor doktor, whats in my shirt?"

"Guns Before Butter" Gang of Four.

Pres. Bush:

I see you have no qualms about spending a billion dollars a week in Iraq, but heaven forfend we should spend seven billion dollars a year making sure that poor kids don't stay sick. You see, that's the problem with the American political system that has benefited you more than any other American. You, Mr. Bush, are a rich, spoiled, pampered dunderhead who could always count on daddy's insurance to cover your flabby behind when you fell down and got a boo-boo on your head...after one of your alcoholic binges. But you see, Mr. Bush, not all of us were fortunate enough to be born into a position like you. You may not realize this, Mr. Bush, but Americans are not all as lucky as you. My God man, do you even realize that you are the luckiest man in the history of the world? You are even luckier than those incestuous mongoloids who rose to become King despite not even knowing how to read. I'm assuming you can read because I've seen you looking into teleprompters. But how someone as incredibly selfish and moronic and delusional as you ever got to become the leader of a country that isn't a monarchy is the stuff of science fiction. A thousand years from now, people will look back on the first decade of the previous millennium and they will fight battles over whether your administration was real or just a myth. They will shake their heads and they will say, "Surely, no citizens of a country would actually sit idly by while their leader told them that the cost of two and a half weeks of the war on terror was too expensive to save the lives of their children." And yet, sadly, you do believe that.