I Hate Cops

Stupid, Stupid cop.
Don't you know your actions have repercussions?

Don't you know you can't go around acting stupid
punching everyone you know
just because you have a badge
and their legs aren't fast enough?

Stupid cop.

Why stop me for speeding
when the guy behind me is driving faster
and has kidnapped your neighbor's daughter?

Oh, that's right.
Because you hired him.
Because he annoys you,
so you'll get him where it hurts,
stealing his daughter,
and making him pay.

Stupid, stupid cop.

I shake my head at you.
You should know better
and be better at this.
Instead, you plead ignorance
and you're very much acting like the judge.

Stupid cop.

I'll see you in court.
I'm not worried.
You've had your many days,
and I'll have mine today.