Season Premiere Grey's Anatomy Predictions Revisited

After watching the Season Premiere of Grey's Anatomy, I was shouting at the television, "Hey Derek, I'll be your new girl at the bar! I most certainly need a drink, so I'm paying!"

The hype for the totally unrealistic and over-the-top Season Premiere of Grey's was correct about one important thing- this season really did start off with some interesting changes.

It also began, as I accurately predicted, with Cristina's eyebrows "magically" reappearing. After a quick seventeen-day holiday, her eyebrows appear as perfect as ever. Not that I would ever shave my eyebrows off, but it did make me wonder how long it would take for them to grow back? So, of course I found out.

Wikipedia and other online sources estimate that eyebrow hairs, on average, can take between 4 and 7 months to complete a growth cycle. In any case, the highly complicated process would definitely seem to take longer than a seventeen-day honeymoon with Meredith Grey. I wonder if ABC happened across this guy on You Tube and thought, now that's a twisted idea for Cristinia's wedding!

As if Cristina's eyebrows weren't enough to get upset about, then oh deer, Izzy and her ridiculous Bambi rescue surely was!

Granted, several years ago, I remember a rather large buck waltzed into a local grocery store. True story! The automatic sliding doors just opened right up for Bambi's father. Thanks to Thumper and a few other stock boys the buck was escorted out, but not before he had helped himself to a display of spaghetti sauce and snack chips. So, to me, a deer at Seattle Grace isn't but so far-fetched.

If it can happen at a grocery store, why can it not happen at a hospital? One deer was hungry. One deer was sick. I am a bit more understanding of it happening here in a small rural area. Yet at Seattle Grace? Not really.