Why Do People Hate Nickelback and is Chad Kroeger Really that Ugly?

By Kim Linton, published Oct 04, 2007
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Recently, while talking with my 20 year old son, I made the mistake of saying that I liked the band Nickelback. I also said that I thought their lead singer, Chad Kroeger, was attractive. My son responded with the statement, "he's a male prostitute" (he actually used a more explicit term that was made popular in the movie "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, but we won't use that term here). Images immediately starting flooding my mind that I wanted to delete.

His statement peaked my curiosity so I asked why he thought Chad Kroeger was a male prostitute. He began to recount all of Chad Kroeger's sexual indiscretions that he had either read about online, or had heard from someone else. Then I said, "so he really isn't a male prostitute, just very sexually active?" My son agreed that he wasn't really a male prostitute and that he was just being sarcastic. I was glad we had cleared that up.

He went on to berate Chad's band, Nickelback, saying that they were the worst band in the world. He said all of his friends would rather eat glass than listen to a Nickelback song. He then began to critique each and every Nickelback song ever written. When it was all over one thing was clear to me; my son hates Nickelback.

After seeing the passion with which my son delivered his opinion, I decided to do a little research on Chad. What I found was amazing. In spite of the enormous success of the band Nickelback, a huge number of people hate not only the band, but Chad Kroeger as well. It seems that you either love him, or you loathe him.

Not only do many people not like the poor man, but they go so far as to say he is ugly. He has repeatedly been voted rock music's ugliest man in various polls. In 2006 he was also number six on ThePhoenix.com's list of the "100 Unsexiest Men in the World". Here is the actual entry from their site:

"Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music."

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nickelback is the best band ever!!! and no chad kroeger is ugly!! and i dont think it is very nice to call people ugly because how do you know if people are ugly anyway, who's to say that your very pretty after all, you could think your the sexyest thing ever but you could be ugly in other peoples eyes! and also how could you tell whats good and whats not!!

Posted on 07/05/2008 at 6:07:40 PM

 
NickelHack is easily the worst new band of this decade. It's OK to be derivative, but at least be good at it...

Posted on 05/17/2008 at 10:05:30 AM

 
Music is meant to be intellectually stimulating?

Posted on 05/06/2008 at 9:05:25 AM

 
Nickelback's ok for people who don't want music that's intellectually stimulating...in any way...at all. Seriously, it's background music for junior high school dances.

Posted on 05/04/2008 at 12:05:12 AM

 
Poor Chad Kroeger. The Nickelback singer is likely reeling from the news that he's the least sexy male musician out there. And he's in the top 10 of the least sexy celebrity men in the world, according to the Boston Phoenix. Kroeger falls at No. 6 with the following reasoning: "It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music." While Kroeger has not publicly commented on the snub, fans have, of course, defended his honor on the band's message board. Amidst all of the author-bashing and Chad praising, we found this to be our fave retort: "Not for nothing, but what's so unsexy about a massive head???"

Posted on 05/03/2008 at 6:05:55 PM

 
Fuk Da Baks gots da gangzest beats fiefst its frms da ghets for da chicks oi fuk g chads da paddlepops lions fuk i wanna licks da pops g chea straight up no shits just shits 4 lyf hollaback wenev xx

Posted on 05/03/2008 at 5:05:44 PM

 
you should punch your son in his face.

Posted on 05/03/2008 at 12:05:06 PM

 
it seems that it is now just a trend to say nickelback are crap and that chad is ugly. people just enjoy being assholes towards them as its 'the done thing'. but to be honest, nickelback are an amazing band with great lyrics and riffs and chad is a very attractive man. fact.

Posted on 05/03/2008 at 12:05:57 PM

 
I don't believe any modern bands can compare with classics like Genesis, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, etc. Date of birth must influence musical tastes. However, I rather like Nickelback. And when you compare them with my version of Rockstar (entitled Crookstar - it's an attempt to address serious issues via the 'music video' format), it can be readily seen that Nickelback are better than me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYykkhTLX80 or search for crookstar on YouTube.

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 2:04:29 PM

 
"I go so far to say that if we eliminated half of the people that like Nickelback, we would have a much more socially and mentally diverse country." Yeah. Let's kick the shit into people who like fast food, too. Those pricks. If we can smack those bitches to hell our society will be a lot less reliant on strangers, and we can succeed as a peaceful world! Good plan, Steve! While we're at it let's tackle free thinking as a whole! FUCK that shit. I love people who are void of humility to this extent. It just makes my soul smile. As for his looks, I don't actually think he's ugly. Compare him to half the members of the new generation of indie bands and he starts looking like some kind of long-faced greasy-haired Hercules. In conclusion, I'm not that bothered about the band. As long as he doesn't start making songs with the same names sans a word or two/ using 'themes' as an excuse to write a song repeated three or four times, it doesn't bother me.

Posted on 04/16/2008 at 8:04:16 AM

 
I think the following is the reason a lot of people don't like Nickelback ... http://www.zshare.net/audio/20370577877031/

Posted on 04/13/2008 at 8:04:22 AM

 
Interesting article. I personally like Nickelback.

Posted on 03/26/2008 at 4:03:22 PM

 
Where's my comment? (Let's hope it shows up with this comment).

Posted on 02/20/2008 at 3:02:56 PM

 
I had to look him up online, but Chad Kroeger looks like an attractive guy to me. If he didn't have all those problems . . . he'd be a lot more attractive. However, yeah, just by looks, he's attractive and nice looking. I don't know if I like Nickelback's music or not as I don't really listen to any of the more popular stuff. I still listen to oldies and older CCM and such. There are some new songs I like, but not many.

Posted on 02/20/2008 at 3:02:55 PM

 
Jesus and this is why real music dies. They say that every ten years we hit the bottom of the cycle with music. That is right now, and it is because of all you who like talentless, self-promoting, money grubbing whores of "musicians" (and I use that term loosely). Every one of their songs sound the same, and his lyrics make absolutely no sense if you read them. After bands/artists like Led Zeppelin, George Clinton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, John Coltrane, etc how do these guys contribute anything in comparison. They hinder musical progression, they are the opposite of talent, they are anti-talent. They are a black void in the musical world which suck all of the good music in and push out this over-produced garbage. They sound like Creed, Three Doors Down, Pearl Jam, and any other power chording, money grubbing rockers. I go so far to say that if we eliminated half of the people that like Nickelback, we would have a much more socially and mentally diverse country. I seriously doubt that anyon

Posted on 02/10/2008 at 9:02:10 PM

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