You Might Be a Redneck If.....

I adopted two african american children (so far, I intend on getting more).

What the heck? I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? I'm a Redneck from Mississippi and I didn't think Mississippi burning was funny. I don't wear a pointy hat, I'm white and I adopted two african american children (so far, I intend on getting more). The incest comment was just so sick that I puked in my mouth. I didn't even bother to read the rest. This totally pissed me off!

Jeff Foxworthy called- he wants his schtick back...

Jeff Foxworthy caled- he wants his schtick back...

Yeah, well, I am offended on behalf of the redneck. Not all rednecks are bigots and not all bigots are rednecks. And, what the hell's wrong with "Sweet Home Alabama" being played at a wedding?

Mark, you're from Brooklyn! Come on down yonder and git to know the folks from the swamp. You told me you wanted to git closer to nature, well, cant git no closer than the backwoods of Florida!