Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Will Win the 2008 Presidential Election (If She Runs)

Madame President Clinton: Get Used to It!



I'm going to cut right to the chase. If she decides to run, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will win the 2008 Presidential Election! Now that I've heard your collective moans and groans of displeasure, let me explain why this woman will lay the smack down on any
Republican challenger she may face.

First impressions are lasting impressions, and regardless of what the stiff-ass, snot-faced, Tucker Carlson look-a-likes say, her first Senatorial debate, with Rick Lazio, proved that she could indeed hang with the boys. I thought the debate marked a significant turning point in Hillary Clinton's political career. I'll even go as far as to say it was a prelude to what we could expect if she ever decided to run for the biggest seat in politics. In looking back, I find it amazing that most men thought Lazio was right to get in her face the way that he did, and most women were totally disgusted by his actions. I guess that says a lot about the widening gap, ideologically, between men and women in this country. I suspect that any Republican challenger she faces in 2008 will not waste time repeating Lazio's mistake. They won't be able to help themselves. It's a man thing.

Prior to the Clinton-Lazio contest, "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert pointed out that Hillary had 59 percent of the female vote, while Lazio had a mere 22 percent. This was no coincidence, and the damage had been done. Lazio's camp had to start plugging up those holes if his political ship was to remain afloat. You had to suspect at some point that Gingrich, known as "Newty G" in the rap world, was somewhere near in a little row boat waiting to throw Lazio a lifeline. Lazio, the poor bastard, went under faster than the Titanic. Political machismo is a beautiful thing, huh Rick?

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To all those who choose to mock NOW for writing this article, I suggest you do the following: (1) Look at the date it was written before you decide to post stupid comments. (2) Realize that NO ONE in the world, including me, saw or could've anticipated the coming of Barack Obama.....NO ONE! (3) Understand that commenting AFTER the fact doesn't classify you as smarter than anyone else. I still stand by every word I wrote, and I am even prouder of the fact that I had the balls to put this article and myself out there.

Posted on 11/03/2008 at 12:11:03 PM

how did that work out lol

Posted on 11/03/2008 at 12:11:43 PM

How'd that work out for you?

Posted on 08/19/2008 at 9:08:52 PM

She's a hawk. Voted for the war -- wasn't duped into it, either. She's a member of the CFR and she has deep ties w/ Wal Mart.

Posted on 07/26/2008 at 2:07:48 PM

great article. none of it true.

Posted on 07/18/2008 at 6:07:55 PM

ya.. haha i dont realy think is a gender issue most people who think tht way in either sexist or racist is in fact the sexist or racist haha, and i was curious wat other people thought to i googled who will iwn 2008 and i got this. even funnier now tht she is out of the race. and man people put waaaay to much emphasis on political parties ive always thought we should get rid of them because they only cause problems alot of people dont listen the candidate but just look at wat party the represent now not all people seems like yall dont which is good, but also dont always trust the media, theyre totally against republicans and they feed off of sad news, and its also opinionated.

Posted on 06/17/2008 at 12:06:11 PM

you are right he is muslem and going to be president of a majority christian country not. if he makes it over hillary he will never win .1/3 of dem will switch their votes to rep/ i would i just dont like him..

Posted on 05/27/2008 at 1:05:12 AM

Look at you now. Making these false predictions with fallacious rationale and looking real stupid. Hillary needs to quit being so selfish and power hungry and let the next president focus on beating John McCain in November. Plus, Hillary does not know what she believes, one day she is for the war the next day she is not.

Posted on 05/14/2008 at 5:05:27 PM

I'm finishing my comment it got cut off... but what I was saying was that Obama won't even go into a christian church! Someone please tell me why in the hell should we vote for him?? Isn't anyone at all afraid that he might open up the States and let all the muslims come over here? They hate us enough for Bush sending all of our troops over there and fighting a war thats not even ours to fight! It's sad and scary, but people will see when Obama is elected and later on down the road everyone will be hating him just like they did BUSH, hello Bush didn't vote for himself people. Americans voted for him. But everyone is so quick to hate on him when we had people in the great country that was blinded and voted for him! Bill Clinton was not a bad president and Hillary won't be either! But if we keep having the Idiots voting we will be up shit creek again for another 4 years! wake up PEOPLE!!

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 10:04:44 AM

Funny how all the people that are talking smack about Hillary Clinton are all men? Other countries have had women in a high postion. Why is America the last one to do so? Oh yea because all we have are nothing but Pig headed men that think women should just be in the kitchen and popping out children. But for all the guys that think that, I have sad news for you! Because men now days men aren't even men. A lot of men now days don't even work, or support their own children. Women are out there taking care of the kids, working and then keeping house. I personally think that men are afraid to have a women as president, and its sad because OBAMA will get us all killed. People need to actually listen closely to what he is saying. When asked a question he beats around the bush or he lies about it. How can you want to vote for a person that won't even put his own hand over his heart for the pledge of alligence? Someone who claims that they are a christian but will refuse to go into a christia

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 10:04:25 AM

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