Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Will Win the 2008 Presidential Election (If She Runs)

Madame President Clinton: Get Used to It!

By Gary "The G-man" Toms, published Jun 27, 2006
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I'm going to cut right to the chase. If she decides to run, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will win the 2008 Presidential Election! Now that I've heard your collective moans and groans of displeasure, let me explain why this woman will lay the smack down on any Republican challenger she may face.

First impressions are lasting impressions, and regardless of what the stiff-ass, snot-faced, Tucker Carlson look-a-likes say, her first Senatorial debate, with Rick Lazio, proved that she could indeed hang with the boys. I thought the debate marked a significant turning point in Hillary Clinton's political career. I'll even go as far as to say it was a prelude to what we could expect if she ever decided to run for the biggest seat in politics. In looking back, I find it amazing that most men thought Lazio was right to get in her face the way that he did, and most women were totally disgusted by his actions. I guess that says a lot about the widening gap, ideologically, between men and women in this country. I suspect that any Republican challenger she faces in 2008 will not waste time repeating Lazio's mistake. They won't be able to help themselves. It's a man thing.

Prior to the Clinton-Lazio contest, "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert pointed out that Hillary had 59 percent of the female vote, while Lazio had a mere 22 percent. This was no coincidence, and the damage had been done. Lazio's camp had to start plugging up those holes if his political ship was to remain afloat. You had to suspect at some point that Gingrich, known as "Newty G" in the rap world, was somewhere near in a little row boat waiting to throw Lazio a lifeline. Lazio, the poor bastard, went under faster than the Titanic. Political machismo is a beautiful thing, huh Rick?

Takeaways
  • America is tired of 'Grecian Formula' candidates
  • The Democrats are trying to define themselves, but Hillary stands alone
  • EXTREMELY high female voter turnout will assure a Clinton victory
Did You Know?
Hillary Cliinton demolished Rick Lazio, and she'll destroy all others jockeying for postion heading into a primary. Her political bankroll, star quality and political savvy will prove to be too much for them to handle.
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Look at you now. Making these false predictions with fallacious rationale and looking real stupid. Hillary needs to quit being so selfish and power hungry and let the next president focus on beating John McCain in November. Plus, Hillary does not know what she believes, one day she is for the war the next day she is not.

Posted on 05/14/2008 at 5:05:27 PM

 
Thank you so much for being so truthful!

Posted on 05/12/2008 at 8:05:41 AM

 
I'm finishing my comment it got cut off... but what I was saying was that Obama won't even go into a christian church! Someone please tell me why in the hell should we vote for him?? Isn't anyone at all afraid that he might open up the States and let all the muslims come over here? They hate us enough for Bush sending all of our troops over there and fighting a war thats not even ours to fight! It's sad and scary, but people will see when Obama is elected and later on down the road everyone will be hating him just like they did BUSH, hello Bush didn't vote for himself people. Americans voted for him. But everyone is so quick to hate on him when we had people in the great country that was blinded and voted for him! Bill Clinton was not a bad president and Hillary won't be either! But if we keep having the Idiots voting we will be up shit creek again for another 4 years! wake up PEOPLE!!

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 10:04:44 AM

 
Funny how all the people that are talking smack about Hillary Clinton are all men? Other countries have had women in a high postion. Why is America the last one to do so? Oh yea because all we have are nothing but Pig headed men that think women should just be in the kitchen and popping out children. But for all the guys that think that, I have sad news for you! Because men now days men aren't even men. A lot of men now days don't even work, or support their own children. Women are out there taking care of the kids, working and then keeping house. I personally think that men are afraid to have a women as president, and its sad because OBAMA will get us all killed. People need to actually listen closely to what he is saying. When asked a question he beats around the bush or he lies about it. How can you want to vote for a person that won't even put his own hand over his heart for the pledge of alligence? Someone who claims that they are a christian but will refuse to go into a christia

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 10:04:25 AM

 
haha, then Barack Obama happened.

Posted on 04/13/2008 at 9:04:10 PM

 
akay ,you are 100% right.

Posted on 04/01/2008 at 1:04:55 PM

 
Now , put your hate of women aside men. What would you rather have in in 08, a Muslem or a women?

Posted on 04/01/2008 at 1:04:44 PM

 
You are on it big time.

Posted on 04/01/2008 at 1:04:14 PM

 
Wonder what you think about her now in 2008?

Posted on 03/24/2008 at 7:03:06 PM

 
Not trying to be sexist or anything but right now or actually ever do we need a woman to be a president reasons why are because she might do everything else perfectley fine but what if we get into another war we all know that any woman would get too emotional about it and would just burst or have a mental breakdown and we all know its true.

Posted on 02/28/2008 at 9:02:04 AM

 
I agree. The world is so messed up and we can't trust anyone. We judge by the media and everyone knows they lie big time.

Posted on 02/27/2008 at 1:02:59 PM

 
I think so many people hate her because she is a woman. They want her to be perfect, yet the men running aren't. Didn't Bad Boy Barak have a drug problem? People are giving her down the road for her husband's sins. I think it's the woman thing. Men aren't ready for a woman president. What will be interesting will the real deal on election day. A lot of women are going into that booth voting for their gender to win. She can win. Barak can't. Too many people are prejeduce and dont' trust him. The media is playing him up and he's going to fall.

Posted on 02/27/2008 at 1:02:05 PM

 
I have problems with his name and hiding being a christian. If he's not a Muslim, why does he still have the Muslim name? Also, he seems so unsure of himself. He gives answers that are so generic and anti this and anti that. WHat the hell does he stand for? I think the Republicans hate Hilliary so much that they funded and planted him in the Democratic Party. I don't trust him and if he wins the Democratic ticket, I know several people who are going to vote for McCain.

Posted on 02/27/2008 at 1:02:38 PM

 
lol hillary being elected. She is a joke, she couldn't even keep bill happy and in check,so what make her think she gonna keep us satisfied...Didnt he have that girl under his desk? To that idiot who said Barack doesnt have that much experience, he's 46, give the guy a break...Not to mention he is an expert on the constitution, and has taught other Lawyers on the constitution. So What if he doesn't have as much expirence as other candidates, he will have cabinet people that can show him the ropes, plus who want's the same dried up old leaders? Hillary's like 60, and its not like she's been a senator for like 20 years. I rather have Barack as my commander in chief anyday Hooah 2LT John Minter 82nd Airborne Division

Posted on 02/27/2008 at 7:02:00 AM

 
This coming from someone that can't even spell LUCK

Posted on 02/26/2008 at 9:02:29 AM

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