Secrets of Project Runway Season Four

My life is complete. Project Runway is finally coming back! Season four of the reality show which features catty clothing designers, is premiering on Wednesday, November 14^th at 10pm EST.

Tim Gunn's new makeover show is cute but doesn't fill the void and it's nothing we haven't seen before. His real home is standing behind a designer trying to tell him that looks stinks but the designer is just too dim to catch it. I can't wait to see him put his hand under his chin and say "hmm" while looking disbelievingly at a designer's misguided attempt to create haute couture using Dixie cups and feathers.

It seems like it has been forever since we saw tattooed terror Jeffrey take the title of top designer in season three. Has anyone heard from Jeffrey lately? Is he attending the Ruben Studdard Academy of failed hopes? Oh wait, I think he tanked on his fashion show and his wife took the child and left. He was a really nice guy and probably deserved everything he got. See that's thinly veiled sarcasm. I can do it. Ironically I can't do irony. See what I mean. That wasn't ironic at all. Just sad.

The show that gave us more catfights than America's Next Top Model is finally coming back to television. Project Runway must have a very talented casting department. Either that or designers and designer wannabes just naturally belong on the short bus to Dramaville.

This year the cast of fledgling designers doesn't initially seem to be as crazy as the last season. I can only hope for some underling personality issues. Not everyone can show their emotions on their sleeve (and neck) like Jeffrey could.

CARMEN

AGE: 37
HOMETOWN: Charlotte, NC
EDUCATION: Architecture at Savannah College of Art & Design
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Tracy Reece, Epperson and Byron Lars
FASHION MUST: A fantastic shawl or scarf that can be worn in many different ways

CHRIS

AGE: 44
HOMETOWN: San Francisco, CA
EDUCATION: Self-taught
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Dior
FASHION MUST: Bright-colored anything

CHRISTIAN