It is a dark night in Washington, D.C. Fog billows throughout the city. The streets are full of trick or treaters. Children roam in packs dressed as Britney, brides, monsters, ghosts, and Madonna, and Elvis. The moon is full. Ghosts roam the city and an eerie wind howls. The White House lawn is decorated with pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns. George W. Bush is answering the doorbell at the White House and dispensing treats to all.
He is giving the kids a draft card and a map of the Middle East.
He is giving residents of the Red States red lollipops as a thank you for voting him in to the Big White House.
He is giving Cindy Sheehan a ticket to a flight out of the U.S. on a covert plane to an unknown country where she will receive "special" treatment.
He is giving residents of the Blue States a smirk and a "loser" gesture.
He is giving out "Free Pass to Jail" cards to war protestors.
He is giving Democrats t-shirts that read Got Supreme Court?
He is giving out bullets to babies because he thinks Hillary's idea of cash to babies is cute, but heck why not start arming the infants now for the draft?
He is giving Seniors the sense of déjà vu as they watch America become a country divided over yet another war. Vietnam redux anyone?
He's handing out fans because he waited too late to notice global warming.
He is giving out photos of Dick Cheney to scare citizens who have the hiccups.
He's passing out Don't Mess With Texas buttons to remind himself of all his wonderful summer vacations at the ranch.
He is giving out packs of playing cards printed with Osama's face above the words: Code Red.
He is giving out books too because Laura made him.
He is smiling, and smirking, and passing out treats....
As the night of Halloween approaches midnight though the full moon takes on a slight blue cast and a blue shadow falls on the White House. The eerie howls of the dogs of D.C. continue and the country awaits a change.
He is giving the kids a draft card and a map of the Middle East.
He is giving residents of the Red States red lollipops as a thank you for voting him in to the Big White House.
He is giving Cindy Sheehan a ticket to a flight out of the U.S. on a covert plane to an unknown country where she will receive "special" treatment.
He is giving residents of the Blue States a smirk and a "loser" gesture.
He is giving out "Free Pass to Jail" cards to war protestors.
He is giving Democrats t-shirts that read Got Supreme Court?
He is giving out bullets to babies because he thinks Hillary's idea of cash to babies is cute, but heck why not start arming the infants now for the draft?
He is giving Seniors the sense of déjà vu as they watch America become a country divided over yet another war. Vietnam redux anyone?
He's handing out fans because he waited too late to notice global warming.
He is giving out photos of Dick Cheney to scare citizens who have the hiccups.
He's passing out Don't Mess With Texas buttons to remind himself of all his wonderful summer vacations at the ranch.
He is giving out packs of playing cards printed with Osama's face above the words: Code Red.
He is giving out books too because Laura made him.
He is smiling, and smirking, and passing out treats....
As the night of Halloween approaches midnight though the full moon takes on a slight blue cast and a blue shadow falls on the White House. The eerie howls of the dogs of D.C. continue and the country awaits a change.
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Julia I just linked to this from your blog not realizing I;d read it last year. It is really a winner. I loved reading it again.
Well, I'll say this, and I think you'll agree, Bush will go down in American History as the worst president. I mean, even Nixon saw the importance of having trees!
what a great piece of writing...I just love it and am sending it to a few people to read who will really appreciate your words..
Ha!
Love it Love it Love it, When are you going to write this skit fo SNL or will they just pick it up.
:)
LOL. Very clever.
:>)
I wonder what Laura's life is like. I mean, she seems to like books and reading--how did she end up with him?
Cute and potentially scary :) I agree with Robritt! No use for him! (in the voice of the soup nazi!) :)
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