Spend the Holidays with Marshmallow Peeps and the Marshmallow Blaster

Send the Sugar-Coated Goodness Airborne!

By Suzanne Donahue, published Oct 09, 2007
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The holiday season is right around the corner, and that means it's time for the candy elves to unveil those legendary Marshmallow Peeps. But as delicious as these treats might be, sometimes you need to mix up the teeth-rotting activity routine in order to avoid boredom. So once you're done gobbling down a few dozen Halloween Ghost Peeps or Christmas Snowman Peeps, there's a new toy on the market that will help make the sugary leftovers more action-packed than the latest Harrison Ford movie. That toy is The Marshmallow Blaster!

In terms of design, The Marshmallow Blaster is basically a lightweight air gun made out of sturdy red and blue plastic. The back end features an air pump to help give you the furthest Peeps trajectory possible. The top has a handy compartment for easy marshmallow loading. And the duo of handles work to steady your aim as you pull the trigger. So whether you're rocking around the Christmas tree or frolicking in the Halloween pumpkin patch, you won't miss that holiday target.

And is it hard to use The Marshmallow Blaster? Not at all. Simply pump some air into the chamber. Put your favorite Peeps design into the ammunition "cockpit" (note: a few of the theme shapes--such as the Christmas Trees and the Halloween Bats--may require a tiny bit of gentle squishing to fit properly...be respectful when doing this, please). Close the top to prevent premature marshmallow ejaculation. Then take aim and fire away. And when those close friends or perfect strangers scream, "I'm hit! I'm hit!", just remind them that the shrapnel is edible. It soothes the pain.

Spend the Holidays with Marshmallow Peeps and the Marshmallow Blaster

The Marshmallow Blaster!

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Copyright: public domain

Did You Know?
Holiday-themed Peeps are fat-free, which naturally gives you an excuse to eat more of them.
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