Playmates Totally Troll 2-Pack Figure Set: Bride and Groom

Bride: Wipe that stupid look off your face!

Groom: You should talk! It's our wedding day and you haven't even brushed your hair!

Bride: As if! Nice hat! That's so 1930's!

Groom: I want a divorce!

Bride: We just got married you troll!

Groom: Troll!?! You mean Norfin! Uch!

Lately the term 'troll' has been spewed all throughout epinions, so for my own personal amusement I typed the term troll into the database. Low and behold a set of trolls popped up that I myself own! Yay for me! I had to review my trolls. My lovely cute tro...I mean Norfins.

Playmates Totally Troll 2-Pack Figure Set: Bride And Groom (no they are not conjoined). You get one bride troll, and one groom troll, in case you were confused or something.

Appearance:

The two trolls are dressed in wedding attire. Either they are about to get married, or have just gotten married. Who can say?

Let's cover the bride first shall we? She comes walking down the aisle wearing a typical like a vi-irgin wedding dress. She wears a lace veil upon her head and comes with a bouquet of flowers attached to her hand. The flowers were once a nice light rose color...but my bride carries gray colored ones (she's dusty).

The Groom comes wearing a typical wedding style tux, with a top hat attached to his head.

I really don't find it necessary to describe them, only because the picture does them justice; but for nit pick raters here goes:

The grooms tux is made out of thin silky polyester, with a top hat made of some fur and hair catching material. He came to the wedding barefoot.

He has an, 'I'm about to get lucky tonight' look on his face, while she has a 'Whatever!' look on hers.

Fear not though fellow mommies and daddies that is only my perverted thought. I am sure your kids won't make the trolls hump (unless they are perverted too).

The brides dress is higher quality material. It's a thick dress, with sewing patterns added to give it a more elegant look and feel. She also came to her wedding barefoot.

All in all, they're both pretty elegant looking, and not to mention adorable.

Both trolls have black wild fluffy hair and they stand in at about 5 inches tall.