Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel Sex Tape!

Sex tapes seem to pop up for people either trying to gain celebrity status or gain it back, a technique employed by hundreds of washed out rockers, young club scene kids, and Screech from Saved By the Bell. Scandal ensues and can either help bring someone into the spotlight or help the public rethink said celebrity's image; for the good or bad publicity is publicity. Therefore, I think it is high time some celebrities who don't need to release a sex tape for their image consider this naughty art form as a possibility regardless. Free of charge I am bringing some career advice to a couple of the public's favorite sexy ladies; why? Because I care. Don't we all just want what is best for Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel?

If Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel got together and made a sex tape, then they would be set for life. It wouldn't matter if it was merely a 15 minute soft core naked kiss session the thing would make a boobzillion dollars. Both of them have probably already made enough money to never have to work again, but with this kind of cash they and thousands of their closest friends could do virtually anything they wanted. Imagine what sort of power a woman has to be able to have for that sort of control over society. Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel don't even realize what they could accomplish with a little skin, with a little shower and rubbing of each others backs, with a little slow strip tease helping each other out of their clothing and then performing the sacred rites of the girl on girl tongue bath.