Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Should Hire a Driver

When I wrote Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Should Wear Panties last year I was taking the matter lightly. This article, however, is no laughing matter. Britney Spears has risked the stability of her kids instead of opting for a simple solution to her drinking and driving problem. Here are 10 reasons Britney Spears should hire a driver.

Britney Spears obviously wants to be able to tend to her children when in transit. This is evident by the incident where she was photographed driving with her child in her lap. Having a driver would allow her to be in the backseat taking care of her child (who should still be in a car seat.)

1. She can party while driving! With a driver, she can start the party before she gets to the club without having to worry about public safety.

2. She can get home safely after a rowdy night out. After all, it is hard to drive when you are passed out.

3. She does not have a valid license. Therefore, Britney is breaking the law by driving. Having a driver would keep her legal.

4. It would keep Ms. Spears from drunk driving. Since it is clear that she has no intentions to stop drinking and taking (alleged) drugs, one would think that giving up her car keys would be the best solution.

5. Britney Spears is a celebrity, for goodness sakes, she should act like one, sit back, and relax. Let a driver worry about traffic.

6. She already has a bodyguard; it is not so hard to hire one that can drive too.

7. If she is worried about having to get a bigger car, having a driver and bodyguard in one will eliminate that problem. If she is worried about money (after K-Fed took his share), the combined job description at least will not cost her more.

8. She can avoid the paparazzi harassing her while she is driving. This is because, of course, she will not be driving.

9. She will save herself a lot of money, as she will not be sued for hitting anyone else's car.