The Top Three Gifts for People Who Love Pirate Movies

Whether you're a Pirates Of The Caribbean fan or simply enjoy the cinematic daydream of flamboyantly thieving your way across the high seas, it can sometimes be a bit difficult to incorporate that ship bandit spirit into everyday life. But don't give up hope yet, matey. I've recently returned from a sail around the internet with an inspirational picture of Johnny Depp by my side, and the loot I've found will make every other treasure chest look like a box of sand. Just peer over the bow and have a look for yourselves, fellow buccaneers. I dare you...

1) Pirate Spin Folder ($4.99)

When I was a wee pirate back in the 1970's, nearly every loot-related decision got made by way of a Magic 8-Ball. But alas, this fortune-telling wonder didn't fare very well at sea, what with it rolling around the deck all the time. Today's pirates, however, now have a guide that is much better suited to life's high waves and sneak attacks. The Pirate Spin Folder is made out of sturdy rectangular cardboard (complete with sleeves inside to store those secret treasure maps) and poses the following very important question: "What would a pirate do?" To answer that question in any situation, simply spin the skull-and-crossbones, see where the pointer lands, and follow the advice. If there's a conundrum at work, the pirate solution might be to maroon the scallywag. If a problem arises at home, perhaps it's time to sing a chantey. Bottom line: no matter what happens, the Pirate Spin Folder has a reliable answer for everything. Arrgh!

2) Pirates For Hire Hat ($14.99)