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My Experiences with Becoming a Father

By Dave Bender, published Oct 09, 2007
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When one hears the word "parent", they usually think of a mother. However, it takes a mother and a father to make-up "parents". In the "Yin and Yang" of parenting, let's face it; the father is always going to be a "Yang". Completely opposites, mothers and fathers have different opinions and ideas pertaining to parenting. The mother is envisioned as the nurturer, while the father is seen as the dictator, ruling with an iron fist. This is a misconception as well as a stereotype. When a man and woman go into parenting together, and equally, the outcome should be an offspring with good morals and good family values. Although I cannot speak from a mother's point of view, I do have some experience at being a father. Fatherhood can be an enjoyable and sometimes frustrating experience due to dealing with pregnancy, assisting with the birth, and becoming a parent.

The first thing you must do, find the perfect person to have a child with. It sounds difficult, but once you find her you will know it. After this is accomplished, the hard part is over; the impregnation is the easy part. Once your partner is pregnant, (and completely out of her mind), things start getting a little tricky.

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I laughed so hard, I think a little pee came out!!!!

Posted on 10/18/2007 at 5:10:00 PM

 
that was pretty funny, lol. Boy I'm glad I don't have any children yet.

Posted on 10/10/2007 at 9:10:00 AM

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