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In Praise of Intestines

By Stacy Simone, published Oct 12, 2007
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If a body part favourite there ever should be,
the intestines are mine you clearly can see.

The small and the large,
The large and the small,
Everyone has 'em -the short and the tall.

They're great for their longness and what is inside:
The mucus, the chyme, and your chewed up french fries.

The cute little villi - boy, are they great!
They suck out the nutrients from what you just ate.

Though once those nutrients have gone to the liver,
what happens at that point gives me a shiver.

The rest of your dinner continues along,
for the rest of its journey, to turn into dong.

Though describing this part is not what i'm best in,
I do know that it happens in the large intestine.

What once was a scrumptious, delicious delight,
begins to turn into a horrific sight.

The fragrance, the colours, the once super great taste,
will end up no more than big piece of waste.

But thanks to intestines, my good old best mate,
the food does get processed - a fortunate fate.

Intestines, intestines, what greatness art thee,
for living without you, I just wouldn't be me.

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Nice job. Gutsy. (Sorry, had to.) ;-)

Posted on 05/16/2008 at 5:05:13 AM

 
wow this was truely great!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03/12/2008 at 7:03:08 PM

 
An entertaining look at such an overlooked part of the anatomy!

Posted on 03/12/2008 at 6:03:28 AM

 
LOL, this was great!

Posted on 03/08/2008 at 5:03:37 PM

 
lol good one =)

Posted on 03/05/2008 at 12:03:30 AM

 
What an intriguing mind you have! LOL

Posted on 02/29/2008 at 4:02:24 PM

 
LOL!

Posted on 02/28/2008 at 6:02:33 AM

 
Funny, funny great read.

Posted on 02/27/2008 at 4:02:19 PM

 
This is most definitely different! :)

Posted on 02/25/2008 at 3:02:28 PM

 
LOL!! What an interesting poem. I was entertained! :)

Posted on 02/24/2008 at 2:02:23 PM

 
Very entertaining and fun to read.

Posted on 02/22/2008 at 9:02:08 PM

 
LOL The title caught my eye! Fun read!

Posted on 02/22/2008 at 8:02:17 PM

 
This would be great to use as a fun way to learn about the digestive system in biology class.

Posted on 02/22/2008 at 8:02:49 AM

 
Great job!

Posted on 02/20/2008 at 9:02:24 AM

 
This is a funny poem. You obviously had a real slow day and your mind wandered, or had the opportunity for that wonderful first "dump" in the a.m. I really enjoyed this, it made me laugh a lot.l

Posted on 02/20/2008 at 6:02:02 AM

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