Ten of the Ugliest Tech Products in History

Just What Were We Thinking when We Bought These Things?

By Bridget Delaney, published Oct 17, 2007
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1. Acoustic Coupler Modems

This was the first way to connect to the Internet. However, after listening to a tone, it looked like the headset was shoved into two miniature plungers. How aesthetically pleasing!

2. Osborne 1

Today when we think of portable computers, we think of laptops and notebook computers. We tote these small things, sometimes bemoaning the fact that 3 lbs. (the weight of a large tub of margarine!) is just too heavy to carry! Yet, back in 1981, people on the cutting edge of technology toted the 24 lb. Osborne 1. It had a 5" monochrome monitor (compare today's full color 13" monitors) and two floppy disk drives. It was even suitcase shaped!

3. Motorola DynaTAC 8000x

This was the first truly portable phone. It was actually wireless. In 1983, the phone cost over $3000! It actually weighed 28 oz. and was 10 ft. tall, minus the length of the antenna. Just imagine how the Motorola Razr phone got its start!

4. Microsoft Windows 1.0

We all have to start somewhere. However, this operating system looked much more like a colored version of DOS. It was definitely clunky looking. Now we have Vista. It may be much prettier, but as for operation, that decision will be left to the users.

5. Nintendo Virtual Boy

This looks like some eye test on a stand or perhaps a portable peep show. It was meant for people to experience 3D scenarios. However, the 3D was only in black and red, so it was not much of a show. There's still a fan base, but after 1995 was over, Nintendo no longer sold this unit.

6. Tiger Electronics Furby

While there are some people who think these things are horribly ugly, there are others who love how cute they look. No matter what, they are definitely good for scaring dogs.

7. iMac Flower Power and Dalmatian

Mac computers definitely have their fan base. People seem to love the different colors of the iMacs. However, even the fans did not go for Flower Power or Dalmatian. While the soft hues are easy on the eyes, the designs of these computers look more like shower curtains or at least like they belong in an Austin Power's movie.

8. Neuros II Digital Audio Computer

Ten of the Ugliest Tech Products in History
Ten of the Ugliest Tech Products in History

Does this phone make you think, "Beach Boy's car phone on Full House?"

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I remember building a 300 baud modem and making the acoustic coupler out of -- beer coozies! That was when Ma Bell wanted an expensive DAA to hook up anything to the precious phone lines.

Posted on 11/10/2007 at 11:11:00 AM

 
Fun story; thanks for sharing!

Posted on 10/22/2007 at 9:10:00 AM

 
LOL... I enjoyed reading your list and I think you are right.

Posted on 10/17/2007 at 6:10:00 PM

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