A Man's Guide to Club Dancing

Ever heard the saying "Men who can dance well are pimps"? (Or whatever variation of it). Guess what boys, it's true, depending on the girl of course, but most girls are swept off their feet by dancing.

I once had a girl run after me when I walked out of a mixer (like a club but for high schoolers) after I had freaked with her for the last portion of my night. I had not said a word to her except "Slow down and follow me". She literally ran after me when the mixer ended, gave me her number, and told me to come over.

I've had girls wet their pants down to their knees before (Not like pissing... like how guys have precum, girls have pre orgy). If you remember why you have precum, it's because you're horny. Same with girls, get em horny and you're good to go.

There are many guys at a club who can't dance for crap, if you learn how, then you already set the girl up for a nice surprise.

Anyways, dancing is really fun. Let's begin.

Beginners section

The Music
The very first thing you need to know about dancing is the MUSIC. It is hard to dance to a song you have never heard of, you won't know how the beat goes, what happens next or ANYTHING. If you're going to a disco, make sure you know a bunch of major disco songs (Michael Jackson, Earth Wind And Fire, BeeGees, etc), or if you're into the modern dance scene, that would be hip hop (Main stream, bay area hyphee whatever). It would be good if you knew the song enough to be able to tap out the beat, enough so that when it comes on you will get a nice high feeling and start moving your body.

Bottom line, if you know the song and like it, you will be more comfortable moving to it.

The Approach

Approaching a girl at a club or whatever is EASY. This is the one time when you don't have to think of anything for an opener, shit you don't even have to say anything. There are a few ways to approach her.

1. Conservatively - You can actually ask if they want to dance if they are alone or what not, introduce yourself whatever, this is sort of a normal cold approach except you don't have to think too long term, introduce and get out on that dance floor.

2. If a girl is already on the dancefloor, this would likely be the best method.