Unique Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween, a time for dressing up and trick or treating, or going to parties. I'm sure people are tired of seeing the witch, sexy cop, Spiderman and the like, so here are a few options for your costume this go around.

Britney Spears

Really can't go wrong here. Simply don a wig. Put on your finest tramp clothes. Lose the panties. Put the cigarette firmly in mouth. Drag two babies (preferably not real) around. Run into parked cars. And carry an umbrella just in case you see a car that needs to be beaten. Southern drawl should be included, as well as an entourage of bloodsuckers.

The Cobra Kai

Halloween isn't complete without the bag snatching bullies. Enter the Cobra Kai from the Karate Kid movie. All you need is about five or six of your friends and dress up as skeletons. Be sure to avoid any Japanese old men, and if you are Johnny you have to roll it up, in the john. Any punk kid from New Jersey you see should be beat up unmercifully. The Kai show no mercy.

Jesus Christ

Probably shouldn't do this one.

The Roloff Family

Everybody loves the family of midgets from the show Little People, Big World, or at least a few people do. Wear a red sweater and some crutches to be the father, Matt Roloff. You also need a know it all attitude along with a Napoleon Complex.

For the mother, Amy, just be sure to put a pillow in the back of your pants to show off that A-Ro booty. For sister, whatever her name is, just grab a neighborhood white trash kid to play the role.

The twins, Zach and Jeremy. Grabs some soccer shorts and your soccer ball, also walk around with your mouth open all the time with your tongue hanging out a little to pull off the perfect Zach. For Jeremy...

Once I think about it the Roloffs are boring. Scratch that idea.

Chris Benoit And Family

Dude, I'm going to hell for this one.

Just uh, figure this one out for yourself. I'm not getting sued. Use a little duct tape and some weight machine cables.

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