Eating, Pooping and Sleeping: The Cheap, Lazy Girl's Guide to Baby Care

"The baby eats, poops, and sleeps," is a common report card from new parents, yet these common necessities can be addressed in many different fashions. For the new mom who minds her household's meager finances and values her rest and relaxation, here are some helpful tips that put baby's health and well-being first.

EATING

There is nothing easier, more economical, or (bonus!) healthier than breastfeeding a baby. After a small investment of research and a bit of time with your hospital's Lactation Specialists, a week's worth of work will result in months of free baby food. Breastfeeding will save you hundreds over infant formula costs in just the first few weeks alone and your clothes will suffer fewer spitup accidents. The new mama will experiment feeding positions with her new baby but after some practice, the true Cheap, Lazy Girl will find side-nursing the most beneficial position for rest and comfort---and breastfeeding boasts added benefit of oxytocin released into the brain to help relax a new mom and aid in bonding with her young nursling. Forget the "but formula makes it so Dad can help feed the baby" argument; pumping breastmilk is just as easy and as cost-effective, especially for working moms. Or, Dad may be happy to offer to do the dinner dishes while you and your baby watch Wheel of Fortune while nursing on the couch. Only a small percentage of women are truly unable to breastfeed their children, so to save the energy spent on doctor visits and money spent on medicine for earaches, colds, and asthma. Instead be a proud, Cheap, Lazy Girl and give your child the best start by offering the breast. Come see why most breastfeeding moms celebrate the benefits of this critical decision.

POOPING