Ten Reasons to Fear the Water and Everything in It

By Pepin, published Oct 26, 2007
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Over 99 percent of people around the world live near water. It falls from the sky, it bubbles up from the ground, and it encroaches from the sides. Some even have it in their homes. Humans need water to survive, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't fear it and everything in it. Here are ten great reasons to add this slippery substance to your list of phobias.

1. You can drown, even if you are a good swimmer. I think we all learned this from the box office last summer when Bridge to Terabithia, everyone's favorite childhood confrontation with mortality, nearly drowned us all in our tears. More importantly, we learned that the imaginative little girl, played by AnnaSophia Robb, drowned while unconscious regardless of her superior swimming skill.

2. Snakes can swim. The average length of a cottonmouth water moccasin is three to four feet, but they can reach up to six feet. Bite symptoms range from pain and swelling to difficulty breathing and shock. In water, for the reason listed above, is not a good place to go into shock.

3. Sharks take between ten and fifteen lives each year. Of total known attacks, there have been over 500 in Florida, but only 92 in California. Other states such as Oregon make a showing, with one fatal attack reported in the 1970's. These numbers may seem insignificant, being far overshadowed by the numbers racked up by car accidents and guns (both hundreds of times more common than deaths from shark attacks), but cars and guns aren't dead-eyed dinosaurs surfacing from the deep to tear off your limbs.

4. Alligators, crocodiles, and other members of the Crocodilian order are found on many continents, including North, South, and Central America, Africa, Asia, and of course, the most dangerous place on earth, Australia. They can grow to be over 23 feet long. They have legs, so the terror does not end at the water's edge. If that isn't enough to fear - PBS.org also lists "people" in the Diet section of several crocodilians.

Ten Reasons to Fear the Water and Everything in It

Shark

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Takeaways
  • shark attacks
  • amoeba
  • the bends
Did You Know?
There has only ever been one reported death by shark attack in the state of Oregon.
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Thanks all for the feedback! Chris - the sky is actually next on my hit list. It is very difficult to quantify the fear inspired by our avian friends, so I have worked on some poems to post in the meantime.

Posted on 12/02/2007 at 4:12:00 PM

 
I enjoy your "fear" articles because they are hilarious and well-researched at the same time. I also enjoy the pics you posted with this and the land article. I hope you do an article on the sky or space next. There are many things people should fear there.

Posted on 11/25/2007 at 9:11:00 PM

 
And, as W.C. Fields once said, when asked why he didn't drink water, "Fish fool around in it." (He didn't say "fool around.")

Posted on 11/01/2007 at 9:11:00 AM

 
I'm going to tell leeches what you said. See how much help you get the next time you need an ear sewed back on and leeches to moderate the blood flow until the out-bound blood vessels all grow back! Just see!

Posted on 10/29/2007 at 11:10:00 AM

 
Sea creature poop. Excellent number 11 to the list! Diver donna: You are very right about the ground being just as letha or moreso. Please be on the lookout for my next article, "10 Reasons to Fear The Ground And Everything On It."

Posted on 10/28/2007 at 7:10:00 AM

 
Well, I've never been much of a beach or swimming person. I was almost bit by a water moccasin once while playing in a creek. So a little leery of those too!

Posted on 10/27/2007 at 5:10:00 PM

 
Another reason would be the fact that sea creatures poop in the water. That really should be the main reason to fear it.

Posted on 10/27/2007 at 11:10:00 AM

 
Keep up the free diving spirit!

Posted on 10/27/2007 at 9:10:00 AM

 
Well, where did all this blown out of purportion paranoia come from. the ground can be just as lethal or moreso. An ant bite can let in staff infection that can become so lethal you would need antibiotics through a central line that dumps the antibiotics right into your heart to help cure you. Did you know that most shark bites are accidents? They just thought your arm was a fish. OOPs!! Most serious divers have swam with sharks on many occasions and welcome the chance. Though I must say I am still leary, and I don't mean Timothy, though I guess I would be leary of him too. Especially since he is not "just out there looking in" but really dead now. Isn't it fun to diverge? Personally, I would rather submerge into some nice deep water 60-70 feet down in a cave free-diving.

Posted on 10/26/2007 at 9:10:00 PM

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