All About Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

A Rhyme from Prime Time, that Ought-a Be a Crime

By Linda Ann Nickerson, published Oct 22, 2007
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Vampires, freaks and geeks beware;
This little girl's your worst nightmare.
Her Scooby gang will overtake
And stab you with a golden stake.
This golden girl with clear clairvoyance
Will spell more than your own annoyance.

Her potency in demonstration
Will frustrate your initiation.
So hustle up your transportation
Or face your own annihilation.
Buffy's here, ever-fear!
The coast is clear, 'cause Buffy's here.

With her watcher, Buffy Summers
Will silence all satanic comers.
She's the ultimate teenaged Goth;
Forswearing men of evil cloth.
With Willow and Xander, Anya and Spike,
She'll bid all haunters to take a hike.

Her potency in demonstration
Will frustrate your initiation.
So hustle up your transportation
Or face your own annihilation.
Buffy's here, ever-fear!
The coast is clear, 'cause Buffy's here.

You never made it in animation,
Perhaps for your fixture on evil damnation.
You thrive amid evil and darkness and gore,
With monsters, madmen and demons galore.
Despite your Emmy, you're not for me.
I've banned you from my family.

Her potency in demonstration
Will frustrate your initiation.
So hustle up your transportation,
Or face my motherly frustration.
Buffy's here, ever-fear!
Change the channel; make her disappear!

All About Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

Her potency in demonstration Will frustrate your initiation. So hustle up your transportation Or face your own annihilation. Buffy's here, ever-fear! The coast is clear, 'cause Buffy's here.

Credit: IMP Awards

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This is hilarious. Good work! :)

Posted on 10/31/2007 at 1:10:00 PM

 
LOL, I used to watch it sometimes. Guess I'm strange. However, the main reason I liked it was because I thought the guy who played Spike was cute.

Posted on 10/24/2007 at 3:10:00 PM

 
Brilliant I used to watch Buffy,laughing and you put this soo well!

Posted on 10/22/2007 at 1:10:00 PM

 
Poetry is flawless as usual-and you didn't disappoint me-when I saw the title in my email (which has so sub-title) I was thinking-O Lord please don't let her like it! I should have known you better-even tho I've only known you a short time

Posted on 10/22/2007 at 10:10:00 AM

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