Hey, Supermodel! a Rhyme from the Mind from a Man Most Unkind

Model, you're so very tall;
There's not much to you, not at all.
You're positively underweight;
I'd bet that every month you're late!

If I hug you, I'll get hurt
Because your bones stick through your shirt.
When you swing your sassy bob,
You look just like a cotton swab.

C'mon, baby, dine with me.
Just another calorie.
One little bite, and you will see;
I can be your cup of tea.  

You swirl and sway and swing and strut.
You work it, girl; you've got no butt.
Have a little ice cream coney,
Honey, you're just too darn bony.

Stroll the catwalk; jump through hoops.
Live on liquids and runny soups.
Come over here in your shiny sheath;
My brother needs to pick his teeth.

C'mon, baby, dine with me.
Just another calorie.
One little bite, and you will see;
I can be your cup of tea.

Someday you'll grow strong and sturdy,
Maybe when you're over thirty.
The fashionistas will fade away
When your belly starts to sway.

C'mon, baby, dine with me.
Just another calorie.
One little bite, and you will see;
I can be your cup of tea.