Unique and Controversial Halloween Costume Ideas

Welcome to part 2 of the unique Halloween costume series. In this article you may find some controversial costume ideas, but hey, it's all in fun right? Or is it? I do not encourage actually using any of these costumes...except for GG Allin; if you do that one send me some video.

GG Allin

The 80's punk rock, heroin addict. GG was known for his on-stage antics and this costume may get you arrested. Start off by dressing in nothing but your underwear. Draw some jailhouse tattoos on yourself. Take the time to break bottles and cut yourself with the glass. Continuously beat yourself in the head with a microphone. Always have a bottle of Jack Daniels ready. Urinate on your fans. Defecate and then rub the end product on yourself and throw to fans. Eventually you get naked and just like GG, end up in jail. Then you overdose on heroin.

Meth Addict

Paint dark circles around your eyes and use some ugly fake teeth for your new meth mouth, make sure your eyes are always wide open. Carry a DVD player under your arms to denote the fact that you are about to sell it for dope. Stumble around aloof taking the time to look into people's windows. Keep a pipe in your hand. Mess your hair up and try not to bathe or eat for at least four days. For the paranoid effect ask random people, "What did you say to me." When in fact they said nothing.

Rutgers Women's Basketball Team

You remember the nappy headed ho's right? Simply don some Rutgers jerseys and make your head nappy. Refer to my article on "How To Get Nappy Headed" for more info. You may need blackface for this. For more realness everyone should be over six feet tall. Also throw Don Imus into the fray using an old person. Imus needs a cowboy hat, a boring radio show, and a beard that looks like he almost changed into a werewolf.



Saddam Hussein

This one could be dated, but dressing up as the famed leader of Iraq will be fun. Simply wear a nice suit and grow a beard. If you can't grow a beard then use one of those kits I seen in Jackass 2. Affix noose to neck, tilt head to side. Voila. Also you can travel with a gang of others wearing those headdresses, surely to get you shot in the Deep South.

Anna Nicole's' Kid