Late-Night Bar Mayhem: Strip Club Fetishes and More

A few years back, I was working in an exotic dancing club as a waitress. I thought that I had heard and seen it all. Working in a strip club is one of the hardest jobs that I have ever done and by far the best gossiping spot on the face of this earth.

The club would usually close up around one in the morning so that it would give everyone enough time to get out of the club before cleanup began. Working as a waitress, my job also included ushering all of the so-called gentlemen to the door and hope that they had enough since to not drink and drive.

One Saturday night as I started to close down the bar, I noticed a dancer in the back who was kicking one of the gentlemen customers' right smacks between the legs. I yelled at the bouncer who was flirting with one of the other dancers as usual. He started looking over and we both rushed to the dancer's rescue. Shortly after arriving and pulling the dancer off of the customer, we asked him if he was all right. The customer stood up and said," This is the best damn club that I have ever been too!"

I can't remember exactly what my next words were, but I stood there with my mouth open as the guy sat back in his seat and laid a $20 bill down on the table next to him and proceeded to tell the dancer that he wanted another round. The dancer began kicking the guy between the legs again.

I took a step back, confused and dazed, I asked the bouncer about had just happened. The bouncer told me that we had just witnessed something that needed to go into the book of crazy events that take place in strip clubs. Apparently the customer was paying a stripper to not dance on him, but to beat him between the legs. There may be a ton of people who think that I am making this up but I couldn't make this up even if I tried. Was he drunk? I don't know and I really didn't care. The stripper made almost three hundred dollars off of this guy at twenty dollars a song for kicking him in the jock area.