3 Must See Guy Movies

Sometimes you come across a movie, an ad, a preview, a poster even, and you think "What in God's name actually caused a guy to think he wanted to make a movie like that?"

Other times there are movies you hear of and think "Maybe I'll wait for the dvd".

Then there are those movies that say "See me now! Forget about that big anniversary dinner your wife is planning! Forget about your kids birthdays!" I'm not talking about the block buster movies like Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. I'm talking about those movies that speak to your primal essence, that haunt you and call you.

Zombie Strippers

The title alone sold it for me. Yes I will sell my house if I have to in order to see this movie. Written and Directed by Jay Lee I can honestly say I've never even had the urge to see one of his films before, but that's only because for the past 11 years I've been forced to watch movies like Rugrats and Spongebob with my kids. However, this movie is going to change that for me. Damn Spongebob to hell, I'm watching naked dead chicks. It stars Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson and a bunch of others who I don't recognize mostly because they don't live in a pineapple under the sea. The plot to this movie? Naked dead chicks and Jenna Jameson, do you really need a plot?

The A Team

According to IMDB.com, it's scheduled for a 2008 release. I don't know if this is going to happen or not., but I hope it does. Stephen J. Cannell was the creator of this show when it was on in the '80s. For those of you not familiar with it, the premise goes like this: "Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team." If that doesn't do it for you, someone ought to smack you upside the head.

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