How to Hide Your Valuables and Money from a Burglar

Thinking about buying a safe to store your valuables and big wads of cash? If you have big wads of cash to stash nowadays, congratulations. You’re probably some kind of big time corporate exec. Most people have less money now to stash away. Therefore, most people considering the
 purchase of a safe should probably put that money to better use. The thing is, while safes are pretty safe, they are also burglar magnets. If a burglar gets wind that there is a safe in your house, you’ve just increased your chances of being robbed. Maybe he’ll be successful in breaking into it and maybe he won’t; chances are if he isn’t, he’ll just take whatever else is handy like your stereo or TV.

A wall safe may be a secure place to hide money and valuables, but it’s not the best place. Especially if you don’t have a nifty little security system to go with it. There are places you can hide your cash and jewelry and the like that won’t cost nearly as much money as a wall safe, but will provide you with almost as much practical protection.

Okay, first off, the places where not to hide your valuables. Forget inside your drawers. A smart burglar will ransack any drawers you have, including pulling them out and looking to see if you taped anything on the underside. Sure it sounds clever, but it’s not original. It may be convenient for you to keep your jewelry in your bedroom, but the problem is that it’s also convenient for the burglar. The bedroom is likely the first place he’ll head.

Now for the act of hiding your valuables. Do you have an old computer monitor or television lying around? Do you have an attic or a cluttered spare room? Dissect the insides of the monitor or TV and store your money or keepsakes inside. A cruddy old monitor or TV that looks like a piece of junk you just haven’t gotten around to tossing out is a perfect hiding place. In the first place, most burglars won’t take the time to examine it carefully and in the second place they won’t steal it because they know it won’t bring them much money.

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  • Hide your stuff inside an old TV or computer monitor.
  • Hide your stuff inside a box covered by a light switch on the wall.
  • Hiide your rings in half-eaten jars of peanut butter.
 
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Anyone else other than me wonder how many valuables then end up going into the city dump if someone passes away? Scary!

Posted on 07/09/2009 at 5:07:21 PM

those are good hiding spots but what if the house catches on fire? None of those protect from fire like a safe would.

Posted on 05/31/2009 at 12:05:42 PM

As of April 2009, www.DeterrentSounds.com no longer works and their video has vanished from YouTube. It looks like they're out of business. www.audioguard still works. Even if you can't get CDs from any vendor, you can still use a cheap AC-powered radio tuned to a local talk station with a clear signal, triggered by a programmable lamp timer. Use a couple of timers that have a random variability feature that make them randomly turn on and off within 15 minutes of the programmed settings, such as the Intermatic Random Pattern Security Timer TN711C. Use one to switch some 11-watt compact fluorescent lamps and another to switch the radio, and perhaps another lamp at a different time, to make it look like someone moving from room to room in the dwelling. The electrical cost of running this setup is so minimal, you'll hardly notice it on your monthly electric bill.

Posted on 04/03/2009 at 10:04:17 AM

If you make your apartment looks occupied while you are away, then you have an opportunity to substantially decrease a chance of burglary. Lights and noise in your apartment are the best burglar deterrents. These CDs have prerecorded household sounds and bathroom noises that make an impression that your apartment is occupied, even if nobody is there. You can let CD play nonstop while you are away. Two sites make similar products: www.DeterrentSounds.com and www.audioguard.com. Hope this might help a lot!

Posted on 07/21/2008 at 2:07:24 PM

the freeze solution seems smart, but are your sure that you don't damage the money?

Posted on 04/17/2008 at 2:04:30 PM

Great ideas. You mentioned many I would have never thought of!

Posted on 12/14/2007 at 10:12:36 AM

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