Happy Trick or Treating: A Funny and Sarcastic Poem

Happy trick or treating!
This costume sure has taken a beating...
Help me! My mask keeps on slipping,
I am a monster who now has trouble seeing...
Look! That yard has ten black cats in it
That have suffered a treeing.
My little sister just got sick,
I told her that raw pumpkins were not for eating!
My stupid cousin jumped over a fire in his ghost costume,
The whole neighborhood heard him screaming!
We put him out, no burns but, his tears are still streaming.
Grandma tried to pass out pumpkin pie for treats...
Now, her yard is toilet papered and gleaming.
My Uncle handed out money,
I have never seen so many kids trick or treat repeating.
That kid that dressed up as Tarzan
is now freezing!
Watch out! The dog that grabbed the cat tail off of that little girl's cat Halloween costume
Is really mean!
I have to go hide all of my candy now,
So my brother won't eat it.
We finally ran out of candy to give out to
All of the trick or treaters that we have been greeting.
I have a stomach ache from eating
More candy than I have ever seen.
Four kids are now hiding under my bed,
Convinced that the wind howling through the trees is a ghost squealing.
One child refused to leave the house, thinking
The lit pumpkin outside will be following...
This is one night
That I won't have any trouble sleeping.

Happy Halloween!

This poem is purely fictional and is intended for entertainment only!
No bats, cats or children were injured in the creative process.