How To: Become a Stand-up Comedian

Make 'em Laugh - and Get Paid for it

By TB, published Jul 11, 2006
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Sure you’re funny. Everybody says so. But there’s a big difference between making people laugh until they pee and actually making a living as a stand-up comedian.

Good jokes aren’t enough. To have a successful career in stand-up comedy, you have to be tenacious and persistent, sometimes for years, before you start getting the right breaks.

Jay Davis, from HBO’s Tourgasm show, says on the HBO Web site, “You don’t even realize you’re growing, but I think it takes 10 years to become a comedian. It’s something you have to do consistently, and it takes so many times on stage. But after 10 years on stage, that’s when you graduate. That’s when you can say you’re a professional comedian.”

Here are some tips to get you started.

Learn from others

Writers have a saying – if you want to write, you have to read. The same is true for stand-up comedy. If you want to perform, you have to watch the performances of other comedians.

The idea isn’t to copy them. You need your own style and your own presence on stage. But you can watch other stand-up comedians to learn what they do wrong and what they do right.

Choose the comedians who have a style similar to yours, the ones you admire. See how they reconnect with the audience after a joke bombs. Watch how they handle hecklers. Try to pick up on the rhythm of their delivery.

A good place to start is Comedy Central. The network regularly airs “Comedy Central Presents” stand-up specials. Check out “Stand-up Nation with Greg Giraldo” on Friday nights to see comics who are still on their way up. And go to Netflix or your local video store to rent DVDs of some of your favorite stand-up comics.

Do your homework

Takeaways
  • Comedian Jay Davis says becoming a comedian can take 10 years.
  • Stand-up comedy isn't just telling jokes. It's a business you have to learn.
  • You need to have at least five minutes of solid material before your first performance.
Did You Know?
Stand-up comedians don't just perform in comedy clubs. Many make a good living doing shows on cruise ships and at corporate functions.
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Good one!!! Ha, ha!!!

Posted on 06/30/2008 at 10:06:52 AM

 
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

Posted on 06/30/2008 at 10:06:50 AM

 
I'm Only 17 Years Old I Want To Be a Comedian So Bad I Want To Be Like Will Smith My Favorite stand-up skit is When Bob Saget Did The famous skit Is The Family On Full House

Posted on 05/23/2008 at 12:05:41 PM

 
hello csn some body tell me the solution to my problem when ever i get on stage i forget most of my materia i wanted to say

Posted on 03/10/2008 at 11:03:42 AM

 
Being a comedian is somethng that I have dreamed about doing for a long time. Im 21 years old and im ready to take the step into becoming a standup comedian. I have tons of material to get me started. I love to watch Dane Cook, Larry the cable guy, jeff foxworthy, bill engvall, ron white, rodney carrington, and chris rock.

Posted on 02/16/2008 at 10:02:21 AM

 
I'm only 13 years old and I want to be a comedian so bad. I have a lot of inspirations. Some of them are Conan O'brien, Ellen Degeneres, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfield, Monique, Bill Burr, Martin Lawrence, and Craig Ferguson. They are only a few of my inspirations. I have written a lot of material on many subjects and someday I wish to do stand-up and then have my own show or talk show like my idols (listed above). I know some of the things I have to do in order to make my dream come true. Sometimes I watch my inspirations do their stand-up. I also watch their shows. My favorite stand-up skit is when Ellen Degeneres did the famous skit "The Phone Call to God". That was absolutely genius. Sometimes I think I won't be able to do it. This web-site has helped me. Thank you. Thanks for the article! hi im 32 years old and want to be a comedian so bad i know i could do it but cant get past the fear of being on stage and i know that once i get past this i will be one of the greatest ever im trying

Posted on 01/31/2008 at 8:01:15 AM

 
hey im 14 years old and i wish to be a professional comedian. My insirations came from larry the cable guy, lewis black, bill engvall, jeff foxworthy, and gabriel iglacias. I alway wanted to become a comedian, i make alot of people laugh in my family. Im also writing a darn joke book from a comopasition book. but it only makes me 1 step closer to my dream, a comedian. I never think i cant do it, because anything is possible, I'll just go to college then when i turn 21 ill go to open mic-nights.

Posted on 01/31/2008 at 7:01:35 AM

 
im trying to become acomedian but i dont even know where to start i akways watch stand up and im involved in comedic acting in my school and am varsity in every single one bot ijust cant figure out how i should start i know at an oopen mic night but first they have to accept you and all that crap but i dont even know how to be known enough to be accepted its hard to start but once i do i know ill be famous if i just knew where to go.

Posted on 10/19/2007 at 11:10:00 AM

 
Man im 13 years old and i want to stand up comedy for my whole school

Posted on 09/09/2007 at 2:09:00 PM

 
hi im 32 years old and want to be a comedian so bad i know i could do it but cant get past the fear of being on stage and i know that once i get past this i will be one of the greatest ever

Posted on 05/29/2007 at 10:05:00 AM

 
Thanks for the article!

Posted on 01/12/2007 at 1:01:00 PM

 
I'm only 13 years old and I want to be a comedian so bad. I have a lot of inspirations. Some of them are Conan O'brien, Ellen Degeneres, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfield, Monique, Bill Burr, Martin Lawrence, and Craig Ferguson. They are only a few of my inspirations. I have written a lot of material on many subjects and someday I wish to do stand-up and then have my own show or talk show like my idols (listed above). I know some of the things I have to do in order to make my dream come true. Sometimes I watch my inspirations do their stand-up. I also watch their shows. My favorite stand-up skit is when Ellen Degeneres did the famous skit "The Phone Call to God". That was absolutely genius. Sometimes I think I won't be able to do it. This web-site has helped me. Thank you.

Posted on 08/19/2006 at 12:08:00 PM

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