Grammar 101: The Apostrophe

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How to Use Apostrophes Correctly

Pity the poor apostrophe, friends and neighbors! This humble piece of punctuation has two jobs—just two—and it does these jobs without complaint, day in and day out. Does this stop people from abusing apostrophes at every opportunity? No, it does not. Apostrophes might be the most misuse
d punctuation mark in the English language. 

Contrary to popular belief, the appearance of an apostrophe does not mean that a plural is fast approaching. It would be easy to draw this conclusion from the number of times an apostrophe appears in this position. This mystery “’s” is called “the grocer’s apostrophe” because it often appears on produce signs advertising “tomato’s” and “potato’s,” and even “vegetable’s” for sale. 

So, here are the rules when it comes to apostrophes. Apostrophes are used to show possession and to show where letters are omitted. That’s it. Nowhere else. 

Okay, they’re a little more complicated than this, but not much more. Let’s look at a few examples:
When something is owned by one person or thing, use ‘s. “That is the dog’s dish.” This shows that the dish belongs to the dog. 

When something is owned by more than one person or thing, use s’. “That is the dogs’ dish.” This shows that the dish belongs to more than one dog. 

When something is just a plural, don’t use an apostrophe at all. Ever. “I see two dogs.” There’s nothing owned by the dogs here, so an apostrophe isn’t needed. See? Simple! 

It gets a little trickier in a couple of instances. If a ball belongs to a group of children, is it the children’s ball or the childrens’ ball? Good question. The general rule is to use “’s” in this situation no matter what your gut tells you. The word is plural, but does not end with that s, so "'s" is accepted.

 
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You are the Cline-Joneses.

Posted on 12/11/2007 at 11:12:57 AM

Joneses' house is correct. 'Jones' although looking and sounding already quite pluralish, is really only a singularity. We need to add a plural to designate more than one Jones. That is where the additional es comes from to form Joneses'. Jones' house as you offered, would be correct if you were saying there was one person living there.

Posted on 12/11/2007 at 10:12:50 AM

Wait. The second-to-last sentence says "The house lived in by the Jones family, however, is the Joneses' house." Is that correct? Where'd the es come from? I thought this would be the Jones' house?

Posted on 06/05/2007 at 1:06:00 PM

Great article. But the grammar mistake that really drives me crazy is when people use quotes out of context. For example "No Parking" on a sign... I think people think it means emphasis or something? Like No Parking! I'm not really sure what they are trying to get across with the use of quotes. I see this all the time. Are they saying that someone said it? I'm not sure.

Posted on 03/28/2007 at 3:03:00 PM

oh man now im completely confused haha im pretty sure ive been screwing my christmas cards up for teh last 3 million years. my last name is Cline-Jones so are we the cline-joneses', cline-jones', or the cline-jones's?

Posted on 12/20/2006 at 7:12:00 AM

Okay, my last name is Shealy, so when I'm speaking of my whole family (plural) is it The Shealys or The Shealy's?

Posted on 12/14/2006 at 1:12:00 PM

what about: "your homes value?" is there an apostrophe or not

Posted on 08/02/2006 at 3:08:00 PM

Funny that Matthew mentions the NYT's misuse of the apostrophe because I found this site in an effort to confirm that multiple DVDs are not, in fact, DVD's. Silly that a newspaper of record should make a mistake like that.

Posted on 07/25/2006 at 7:07:00 AM

Thanks for the kind words. Matthew, I live in the boondocks of Illinois, so the NYT is kinda like mystic scrolls from Egypt here. We're surrounded by corn, so I know not of what you speak. Naomi, feel free to ask grammar advice whenever. I'm a little bummed that I completely forgot to reference Bob the Angry Flower, though. http://angryflower.com/aposter.html

Posted on 07/13/2006 at 7:07:00 PM

I just got a comment on one of my peices that I nearly deleted. I was fine with the droll negativity of the comment itself, but I just cringed at the grammar! Great work!

Posted on 07/12/2006 at 12:07:00 PM

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