Everything You Needed to Know About Zombies

Zombies, there will be thousands of them roaming the streets tonight, trick or treating, or heading off to parties no doubt in search of brains, but what would you do if you met one? I don't mean those playing the part, but a real zombie unlike one poor gentleman who was thought to be a real life murder victim when he fell asleep in costume on a train.
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But Zombies don't exist, do they?

Ah, but are you so sure?

One website went out of its way to show what the five top causes of a real Zombie apocalypse might be. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

So what would you do if you woke up one morning to find your neighbor in search of fresh brains to eat? How would you survive? Well, we all know that Zombies have to be killed by decapitation or destroying the brain, but where would you hold up? How would you handle that? Have no fear, dedicated Zombie fans have taken steps to help prepare mere mortals for just such a situation!

First you would need a Zombie fighting kit. All good citizens should have one just in case. Or maybe two, one in the car and one at home. Three if you work outside of the home, well that's unless you're already working for a Zombie!

http://www.realitywired.com/2007/10/30/be-prepared-with-the-emergency-zombie-kit/

So once you have your Zombie fighting kit then what do you do? Well, have you got your plans in place ready to survive?

Well there's a helpful video to talk you through just what you need to do. It lays out all the facts of dealing with, living through and surviving the Zombie outbreak that may be waiting for you tomorrow evening.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2007/10/zombies-in-plai.html

You have your kit, your escape route, perhaps even a few people in mind who you can throw to the Zombies in order to help you make it out in one piece. Not only that but you've either done a Shaun of the Dead routine and decided holding up at the local pub is a good idea, or you've taking the advise of the Underwire team and scoped out the local grocery store.

Now what do you do?