Top Ten Reasons to Publish on Associated Content

Haven't published on Associated Content yet?  What the hell are you waiting for?  Okay, okay, maybe you still need some convincing.  Well, how can I describe the experience of publishing content with AC?  Publishing on Associated Content is a lot like ridding the world of poverty and hunger.  It's also a lot like hitting a walk-off home run in the seventh game of the World Series. So, if you don't think you'll ever rid the world of poverty and hunger or accomplish hitting that walk-off homerun in the seventh game of the World Series, you should definitely try publishing on Associated Content.  Here are my top ten reasons for publishing on Associated Content.  

1.  The closest thing you have to a boss at Associated Content is your Content Manager.  And Associated Content's Content Managers are great!  (Insert hearts here).  And, unlike most bosses, you don't have to pucker up and kiss their behinds to score higher bids for your articles.  The Content Managers are just great folks.  I mean really, really wonderful people.  I adore them, especially the Content Manager for AC's Humor section. 

2.  You can dress however you'd like to do your work, researching and writing your articles for Associated Content.  Whatever mood strikes you is just fine.  Right now, since I'm writing a Humor piece, I'm dressed in a clown suit with full face paint, red nose, and over-sized shoes.  

3.  Associated Content's Content Managers know that writing articles is hard work, and they are sympathetic to your personal situation.  For instance, if you have eight starving children, an invalid father, and tens of thousands of dollars of unpaid gambling debts owed to a large fellow named Frankie Bangs, I'm sure they'd offer you higher bids.  Did I mention that I, in fact, have eight starving children, an invalid father, and tens of thousands of dollars of unpaid gambling debts owed to a large fellow named Frankie Bangs?