Danica Patrick Vs. Danica McKellar

In the celebrity battle between Danica Patrick and Dania McKellar, two dark-haired beauties, who wins?

First, who are they?

Danica McKellar is an actress, who is to this day best known for her role as Winnie on the Wonder Years. She is also a mathematician.

Danica Patrick is a professional race car
 driver.

The Age Factor

There is not much of an age difference - seven years, between these two women. McKellar was born on January 3, 1975 and Patrick on March 25, 1982

Love Life

Patrick is married to Paul Edward Hospenthal, and McKellar appears to be unmarried.

The Cute Factor

Who is cuter? Danica Patrick or Danica McKellar? It is so hard to say because they are both so petite, elf-like and, downright cute. The scales may have to tip towards Danica McKellar, though, because she will always have that Wonder Years Winnie factor about her.

They are both cute and petite, Patrick at 5'2" and McKellar at 5'4".

The Pin Up Factor

Both Patrick and McKellar have managed to pull off quite tasteful spreads in men's magazines.

Patrick posed for FHM in April 2003. Yes, the photos were racy but tasteful (couldn't resist).

Although McKellar's photos in Stuff Magazine (July 2005) are also PG-13 and tastefully done, it is hard to think of Danica McKellar in a sexy way. Yes, she is sexy. Yes, she is cute. And yes, she wants the world to know that you can be smart and look good. But, her math book is aimed at middle schoolers. I don't know if it is a good idea to promote lingerie magazine poses to middle school girls, who already have enough body issues.

Danica Patrick wins this one, because Danica McKellar will always be Winnie, as long as she retains that cute look about her.

Math or Geometry?

McKellar has authored a math book for kids. She likes math, equations and numbers.

Patrick must like circles, because as a race car driver she spends a lot of time driving in circles, calculating curves, speed, and distance. Yes, she has a whole team behind her, but still.

This one is a draw. Math and geometry are equally fearsome subjects for many of us.