Product Review: Listerine Whitening Strips (of Doom)

I'm currently an agent at BzzAgent and just the other day I recieved my very first product to test. I was very excited because I've been on this strange tooth whitening kick lately. Everything I do deals with making my teeth whiter, its nuts. I've bought about $100 worth of stuff in the last month just for whitening my teeth. So when I saw my first offer was for Listerine Whitening Strips, I squealed in delight! I saw the commercial on TV for these suckers and I was determined to try them out. The commercial says they dissolve, leaving you with whiter teeth and Listerine-y breath, which is always good. But I didn't want to buy them, mainly because I wanted to buy products that had been out on the market for a while, so I knew I wasn't wasting my money. So when I got my email from BzzAgent I was very excited, to say the least.

I waited and waited for my package and finally it came! I ripped it open, expecting one or two days worth of strips, but to my surprise I had enough strips in there to last me a lifetime. There's a pack thats specifically for me and another pack I'm supposed to hand out so oher people can try them. All in all, I got about 20 seperate cards, with 2 strips on each card. Yay! I couldn't wait to try them.

Nothing has ever made me want to die so much as Listerine Whitening Strips. I honestly wanted to rip my mouth out and crawl into a ball. Maybe I did it wrong, but I don't think so. It tasted horrible. Nothing like normal listerine, which doesn't taste great, but leaves me feeling clean (albeit with slightly less tooth enamel). It was death in strip form. I felt gross the second it touched my poor teeth. I didn't even put the bottom strip on, I was too grossed out. I was thick and stick and just ugh. I was dissapointed. I had to take them off..

BUT THEY WOULDN'T COME OFF!

I picked at my teeth and rinsed my mouth and almost started chewing on my dogs rawhide just to get this thing off my teeth. Even brushing didn't help. I bet I still have some stuck somewhere, lurking...

My teeth didn't even get any whiter, but you probably guessed that already.

I'm going to floss now. Thank you.