Top Christmas Gifts to Give a Cheating Spouse

This list is a parody gift list for Christmas, and I think the only Christmas gift that a cheating spouse should get is a divorce that they pay for. Truthfully, I guess that would be a gift for the non-cheating spouse.

What are the perfect gifts that you can give a cheating spouse, this year? I have many ideas but I just cannot bring myself to do anything illegal. Instead, we are going to have some innocent fun, you and I.

Let us say your dog need a new food dish, so you go in purchase, a new dog food dish. You could toss out the old dog food dish, or you could give it to the lying cheating scoundrel, you call a spouse. Yes, go ahead, wrap it up, and put it in a special box, with the rest of their presents, which are outlined below.

New cologne or perfume is the perfect stocking stuffer for this cheating spouse. Just make sure it is the new type that he or she just started buying. The other man or woman will very much appreciate it. As any of us to have been cheated upon knows, that a new scent is one of the signs that your spouse may be cheating, especially when there are other cheating signs.

If you and your spouse use any sexual toys or other aides, you could wrap them up and add them to the box. After all, the two of you played these toys when you were happier, and let us face it; these are not happy times now. You need new toys, if you want to play solo, so why not pass the older ones, which are garbage to the dogs to play with. Toss them in the box.

If you have any souvenirs from the marriage that your spouse gave to you, during happier times you could keep them but these are just cheesy little souvenirs of a love gone south, toss them in the box. You put the cards that your spouse has, given to you through the years, professing their love for you, as present for him or her, toss them in the box. Your thoughtfulness will ensure that they to have a crappy Christmas.