Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids

Prove to Them that Santa Really is Watching

By Amy Brantley, published Nov 11, 2007
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Have your kids been a bit rambunctious this year? You've repeatedly told them that Santa's watching them, yet they still choose to be a bit naughty. That's just fine, because there are several stocking stuffers that are perfect for naughty kids.

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Santa's Lump O' Coal Licorice Candy

The legend rings true, even today. Children, who are good, get sweet treats. But, naughty kids get lumps of coal. This stocking stuffer makes the legend into reality, without actually putting real coal in their stocking. Lump O' Coal Licorice Candy is 5 ounces of candy chunks that really do look like coal. This gift will cost around $10.

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser

If the kids have really been naughty, surprise them with a pooping Santa candy dispenser. This candy dispenser features a squatting Santa that when pressed down, dispenses candy pellets from his bottom. Kids will actually think this is hilarious. This stocking stuffer will cost around $6.

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Santa's Coal Bubble Gum

Another stocking stuffer for naughty kids is Santa's Coal Bubble Gum. These are little pieces of gum that actually look like little pieces of coal. The gum has a fruity taste that they'll love, but gets the point across that they were naughty this year. This gift will cost around $2.

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Santa's Chocolate Lumps of Coal

Help keep the coal tradition going by giving your naughty kids this delicious stocking stuffer. This coal candy is actually large pieces of chocolate that are wrapped in black foil to make them look like a piece of coal. This gift will cost around $5.

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Reindeer Poo Candy

When the kids have been really naughty, it's time to break out this stocking stuffer. Reindeer Poo is actually peanut clusters. You can make this yourself or buy it. Either way, make sure there's a note saying something like, "You were so naughty this year I left you reindeer poo. Love, Santa".

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids: Insane Santa Key Chain

Stocking Stuffers for Naughty Kids

This year give them coal (not really).

Credit: Raheel

Copyright: morguefile

Takeaways
  • Candy coal comes in licorice, chocolate, and even bubble gum.
  • A pooping Santa candy dispenser will make them laugh.
  • Reindeer Poo and Snowman Poop are fun and easy to make.
Did You Know?
The legend of St. Nick really does say that naughty kids were given lumps of coal.
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My son is 22 and last year he got the candy lump of coal in his stocking. Nice job Amy.

Posted on 11/19/2007 at 6:11:00 PM

 
Ha-Ha-Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha! This cracked me up.

Posted on 11/15/2007 at 8:11:00 AM

 
What a fun article. Nicely written Amy!

Posted on 11/13/2007 at 4:11:00 AM

 
Very creative Amy as well as funny. I love the snowman poop. Very clever. And I also like the Insane Santa keychain; it is about how I feel by the end of the Holidays. Keep writing,Bye

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 9:11:00 PM

 
Very funny...hmmm...I know a couple of kids that deserve these ;-)

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 11:11:00 AM

 
These sound more suitable for office party gags.

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 10:11:00 AM

 
the title alone got to me-- love all the ideas!!!!

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 9:11:00 AM

 
This is great. A very creative twist. I love it!

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 8:11:00 AM

 
hahaha... these are great!

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 5:11:00 AM

 
LOL I love it!

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 5:11:00 AM

 
the pooping santa cracks me up

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 8:11:00 PM

 
Cute!!! I have two naughty kids in this house who could use a few of these stocking stuffers ! :)

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 8:11:00 PM

 
Funny! I know some adults who need to find these under the tree or in their stockings.

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 8:11:00 PM

 
LOL really cute ideas!

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 8:11:00 PM

 
LMAO. I think i am gonna have to grab some of these for my kids. LOL Great article

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 8:11:00 PM

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