Ten Animals that Can and Will Eat You

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

By Rodney Southern, published Nov 12, 2007
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There is little in this world that taps into our most primal fears like the thought of an animal snacking on us. Just the thought of an animal eating us sends all of our senses reeling, and our fears into overload. Why is this? I feel that it is due to our guilty feelings. We snack on them, so we must be aware that they have the same right. It is something that we all have thought of however briefly. How many animals are actually capable of the feat? More than you might think. Which are the most likely? That is the focus of this article. Here are ten animals that can eat you for breakfast.(For the purpose of this list, animal is being liberally used. It may include reptiles, insects, mammals, fish, etc...)

Mountain lion - Mountain Lions are certainly capable of the feat, and in California and British Columbia they do so every so often. Mountain lions are supremely confident cats that do not tend to back down very easily. Your best bet if you cross one of these magnificent cats is to make yourself as large and aggressive as possible, and do not run. If you run, you may as well ring the dinner bell because it will chase you down. And it will catch you.

Reticulated Python - The reticulated python is a bit of a controversial addition to this list as it has been debated if this animal actually eats human beings. To me, any reptile that is longer than a school bus, and as thick as a tree is capable of swallowing me. Certainly it has eaten children, and is proven to be capable of killing a full grown deer and eating eat. You do the math.

Sharks - This is one of the most popular choices of animals that you might be eaten by. It would certainly make anyone's list and for good reason. This ancient predator has eaten people and in some cases hunted people. It is rare that a shark targets a human being, as they often mistake us for their regular lunch. The most dangerous sharks are the bull shark, great white, tiger shark, mako shark, and the hammerhead. Most any shark will dine on you given the chance and the right circumstances, however, so better to leave them alone.

King of the jungle!

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Takeaways
  • The python has been known to eat an entire full sized deer.
  • Sharks get a bad rap... they only eat you by accident
  • Bears are very territorial. Stay out of their homes when you can.
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hee hee I loved this, gruesome though it be! I always thought being eaten by a python would be horrifying as you were stunned and swallowed to be digested slowly, eeeessssshhhh, how about vampires? Oh those are animals, I forgot. great article Rod

Posted on 04/28/2008 at 5:04:03 PM

 
I guess this ends my dream of a pet lion... :)

Posted on 04/27/2008 at 8:04:12 PM

 
I've always thought I'd probably have a heart attack if I ever ran into one of these animals, though now I know I probably wouldn't see the croc!

Posted on 03/03/2008 at 3:03:19 PM

 
very interesting read and really creepy stuff but i had to read it. great job!

Posted on 02/09/2008 at 5:02:41 AM

 
8-)

Posted on 02/06/2008 at 9:02:47 AM

 
Awesome! Totally not lame! Cowabunga!

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 2:12:28 PM

 
Can I rent a reticulated python for a few hours?

Posted on 11/17/2007 at 10:11:00 PM

 
This would be fun to read to a group of young boys around a campfire!

Posted on 11/16/2007 at 3:11:00 PM

 
Excellent article. I would really avoid these animals for sure.

Posted on 11/15/2007 at 8:11:00 AM

 
WOW!...but..truth is we should all be aware of these animals..great article for a boy scout or anyone hiking to know!!...

Posted on 11/14/2007 at 5:11:00 AM

 
Interesting article. Gave me chill bumps at just the thought of being chewed on. Guess thats why I don't like going outside at night by myself. Not afraid of people afraid of some animallurking.

Posted on 11/13/2007 at 6:11:00 PM

 
Great article! LOL at Nikki's comment below. :-)

Posted on 11/13/2007 at 6:11:00 PM

 
Scary, funny, and interesting! I always get chowed on by mosquitoes, no matter what I do. I also have recurring dreams about bears breaking into my house and attacking me. I think I'll have a nightmare tonight after this article, lol! Great job!

Posted on 11/13/2007 at 4:11:00 PM

 
It's amazing we've ever survived at all...we're pink, hairless, can't run fast, and have lots of squishy parts!

Posted on 11/13/2007 at 1:11:00 PM

 
What a fun topic (though a little disturbing!) Nicely written, Rodney!

Posted on 11/12/2007 at 11:11:00 PM

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